Ngaphandle kokuba unesihlandlo esiyiminyaka elinesibini uzingcazela ukuba umphathiswa omncinci waseKhanada akayiyo yonke indlela yakho, kodwa ngokukhawuleza ukuba isithomo sakhe sitshitshise kwiwebhu, usibambelele okwesihlandlo sesibini, uyavuyisana - ungama-100% wabesetyhini abaduka ngoJustin Trudeau!
Masiqonde ukuba kutheni le nto yenzekayo?
Hayi, kuphela ngoku ngokuqinisekileyo asiyi kukukhumbula konke ukuphumelela kwipolitiki ephakamileyo yepolitiki eneminyaka engama-45 ye-Liberal Party, kwaye uthetha ngendlela eCanada phantsi kobunkokeli bakhe ishintshile ngayo. Kwaba bafazi, oku akubalulekanga, ngakumbi ukususela ngoJustin Trudeau esemncinci, enomtsalane kwaye epholile kakhulu ngaphandle kwezombusazwe!
1. UYustin uyintombi yomchweli, kwaye siyathanda loo mabali!
Ewe, inzala ye-prime minister yaseCanada ilandelwa ukusuka phakathi kwekhulu le-16. Ookhokho bakaTrudeau bavela kubahlali baseFransi abavela kwiphondo lase-Aquitaine. Ewe, owokuqala kwintsapho eyazama ukukhetha iKhanada njengelizwe labo elitsha yayinguEtienne Trudeau - umchweli nomakhi.
2. UMongameli we-US uRichard Nixon watsho ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba uYustan Trudeau uya kuba nguNdunankulu waseKhanada xa kwakungekho nonyaka!
Awuyi kukholwa, kodwa ngo-1972, ekwamukelwa kwiziko leSizwe loBugcisa e-Ottawa, umongameli waseMerika, ongazange ahlangane noyise kaYustin - ngokuphindwe kabini uNdunankulu uPierre Trudeau waseCanada, kwaye wabiza ukutyelela kwakhe "inkunkuma engenangqiqo yexesha"
"Ngexesha elizayo uNdunankulu waseKhanada, ngoJustin Pierre Trudeau!"
Emva koko umntwana waseYustin akazange aqonde nantoni na ngokubetha, kodwa wasisipho esivela kwintombi yokuqala ye-toy Snoopy.
Ii-diploma zikaJustin Trudeau azikwazi ukubalelwa!
Kodwa kuwe kunye neengxabano ezinzima, ngenxa yoko, abafazi baziva xa ingqondo ingekho phantsi kobuhle ... Masiqale ngokulandelelana? Okokuqala, u-Justin Trudeau wathola imfundo ephakamileyo kwikholejini, ngoko ke izibini ze-bachelor degrees kwiincwadi zesiNgesi kunye nokufundisa. Hlalani ukulungele ukujika ngokugqithisileyo kwiminyaka emibili ezayo, u-Justin wafunda ubunjineli kwiSikolo saseMontreal Polytechnic, wafunda nge-degree master in geographical environment, kwaye wafundisa isiFrentshi kunye nemathematika eWest Point Academy kunye noWilliam Churchill High School eVancouver.
4. I-Trudeau isithethi esibi!
Ngaba wayesazi ukuba ebuntwaneni uJustin wayebizwa ngokuba "ngunyana womama"?
Hayi, phakathi kwesibini isibini seTrudeau, ukuhluka kweminyaka kwakuyiminyaka engama-30, engathinteli kuphela ulwalamano, kodwa kunye nokukhuliswa kwonyana. Kodwa emva kokuba abazali bahlukane kwaye inkundla yashiya ukugcinwa kukayise, yonke into yatshintsha. Ukuguquka kwakuyiminyaka ka-2000, xa uPeter Trudeau efa.
Ngomngcwabo, uTrudeau Jr. wanikela intetho enomdla egcwele izicaphuno kwiShakespearean umdlalo kwaye iphelela ngamagama athi "Ubawo, Ndiyakuthanda", oye waphola ngonaphakade izigidi zabantu baseKhanadi kwaye wazimisela indlela yakhe kwezopolitiko.
5. Umlingane onothando uYustani nobaba onothando abanabantwana abathathu!
Hayi, intliziyo kaYustan Trudeau ayikhululekile-ngo-2005 watshata umzekelo waseCanada, intatheli kunye nomsasazo we-TV nomsakazo uSophie Gregoire. Nangona esikolweni, umfazi wakhe "wayengumhlobo" kunye nomntakwabo omncinci uJustin-Michel, owafa xa ihlaselo lihla.
Namhlanje, abathandi, njengosuku lokuqala, abatshatileyo, bakhulisa oonyana baka-Xavier, u-Adriana nentombi uEllu-Grace.
6. UTrudeau uyazi ukuba iikhomputha ze-quantum zisebenza njani, kwaye zingathetha ngeeyure!
Lo mbuzo awukudibanisi abaculi beengcali ...
7. Iisokisi zakhe aziyi kuphinda zilahlekelwe zimbini!
Ewe, kuba unokudibanisa njani umbala kunye ne-skulls kunye namathambo, iiflegi, ubuso obuhle okanye ii-peas? Kwaye akayi kuthwala abanye ...
8. Emva kokubona iifoto zolutsha zikaJustin Trudeau, uya kuqonda ukuba amaphupha akho malunga nenkokeli enkampu yasehlotyeni inomboniso wangempela!
Ngaba oku akunjalo?
9. Awucingi ukuba nokuba ngu-Eric isikhulu se-Ariel ye-mermaid encinci, i-animators yakhwela kwiifoto ze-prime minister?
10. UTyrus Trudeau ungumfazi?
Awuyi kukholwa, kodwa kunjalo. Kulo rhulumente, ama-50% wabasetyhini, kunye noYustani ubambelela ngokusemthethweni inambuzane (nangona i-puff yakhe yokugqibela eyenzayo ngo-2010) kwaye ibuye ihambe ngeengqungquthela zengqungquthela!
Inxalenye enkulu yam:
U-Justin Trudeau uyathanda ukumbumbana neepasas,
bahlanganyele kwi-yoga kwaye banokwenza i-asan "maiurasana" (pose "ipikoko") naphi na ngaphandle kwesizathu!
Indunankulu waseCanada uyakwazi ukudansa imidaniso yaseNdiya! A ndi kholelwa? Emva koko yibone indlela afumana ngayo ibhangra kunye nePunjab!
U-Justin wenza ibhokisi kwaye wada wanqoba umdlalo webhokisi wezothando kunye nommeli weCanada okhuselekileyo uPatrick Brazo!
Oo, sasiphazamiseka nje ...
Umbonisi owaziwayo akazange aphuthelwe ithuba lokwenza i-Trudeau-boxer hero hero Comics!
Ngo-2007, u-Justin Trudeau wabhala inkqutyana kwi-CBC mini-series "Imfazwe Enkulu", eyanikezelwa inxaxheba kweCanada kwiMfazwe Yehlabathi yokuqala, apho yadlala indima kaMajar Talbot Papino, owawa kwi-Battle of Paschendale.
Kwaye ukuba ufuna ukuphakamisa iimali zokunceda, u-Justin uya kudansa ngokuzonwabisa ... i-striptease! Shhh, malunga nale nantoni na?
Ewe, ewe, sele uqaphele ukuba kuma-bhakabhaka aseCanada aqala ukuhlala ...,
kwaye ehlombe lakhe langasekhohlo lilahla itekisi ngendlela yempungushe?
Kodwa le nto i-totem yesizwe samaNdiya saseHaida, inkokeli yodumo yesizwe ekhethiweyo ...
Ewe, ngokuqhelekileyo, ungazigxeka ukuba uye wangena phantsi komngcipheko ongenamkhawulo. Ngale nto, akukho mntu unokukwazi ukujamelana nalo. Akunabantwana abancinci ...
no-Emma Watson,
okanye intombi kaDonald Trump - Ivanka,
noElizabeth Elizabeth II ngokwakhe-wamvumela uYustan ukuba ahlabelele ngokuphathelele ubudala bakhe!
okanye noKate Middleton. Kwaye esi sikhokelo siza kuba sisiqalo sokugqibela!