Nsuku zonke oogqirha abavela kwihlabathi lonke bathi kuyimfuneko ukuba badle ngokufanelekileyo ukuba bahlale beselula kwaye banempilo ixesha elide. Kodwa ukunika iingcebiso kuba lula kunokuba ukwenze ngokoqobo.
Kuthekani ukuba uhlala ufuna ukutya? Musa ukumbamba umlomo nge-tape scotch? Khawujonge ukuqokelelwa kweengxaki ezinokulamba kunye nokuhlanjululwa phakathi kweenja zihlanganisene kwimfazwe engalingani! Njengoko bethetha, ukuhleka ngeenyembezi!
1. Isiqubulo esithi: "Ukuhlala udla"! Kuyavuma, kuyavakala kukhuthaza!
Ngentsasa, abantu abanjalo bavuka baze baphume ebhedeni kuphela ukuze bahlaziywe!
2. Ngokukhawuleza ukuba ixesha lesidlo sakusihlwa lidlule, ngokukhawuleza ukucinga malunga nokokutya okusemini!
Ukuvakalelwa kwindlala akushiyi enye imzuzu.
3. Ukungabikho kokutya kubangela ukudumala okupheleleyo kunye nokuzimisela ukukhupha bonke "abalambileyo" umsindo kwabanye.
Ngelishwa, iziganeko ezinje kufuneka ziphathwe ngokuzinzileyo, kuba aba bantu bengazigwebeli, batheni na ukuthetha kwimeko yokukhwela indlala.
4. Izandi ezesabisayo zokugubungela kwisisu zisetyenziswe kwi-stupor, kuba ukusuka kwicala, kubonakala ngathi i-monster enkulu yazingela.
Nangona lonke ixesha ithemba lokuba akukho mntu uya kulibona, lihlala.
5. Iingcamango zeculinary zihlala ziphela ngokutya ngokutya.
Kwaye nangona umntu epheka izidlo ezininzi kakhulu, azinqongophala.
6. Ukufihla ukutya kwabanye akuyona nje umkhwa, kodwa isiko sonke.
Ngenxa yokuba amacaka adingekayo kwiintsuku "ezimnyama". Enyanisweni, baninzi "abalambileyo ngonaphakade" kwiintsuku "ezimnyama", akukho nto ihlala.
7. Intshiseko yangempela ibonakala ngexesha lokuvulwa nokuvalwa kwefriji.
Kwaye ngokukhawuleza ukuba ukhangele ngaphakathi ngaphakathi, kukho nto iya kubonakala ilungile kwaye ingavamile?
8. Inqweno enkulu ebomini iphela kwiphupha lokuba nekhanda lakho.
Abantu abanengqondo yokulamba banesilonda kakhulu ukupheka ukutya kwabo.
9. Kwiinkampani zabahlobo, imeko efanayo isoloko yenzeka - unamafries aseFransi kwi-plate yakho, ngemizuzu embalwa - akukho fries.
Kwaye kunzima ukuchazela kubahlobo ukuba ubomi buxhomekeke kule ndawo.
Abantu abalambileyo bahlala belandela umthetho: "Ndiza kuthatha izinto ezimbalwa kuphela."
Kodwa ngokwenene kuvela ukuba igama "isibini" linentsingiselo ehlukileyo ngokupheleleyo.
11. Zonke iingeniso zakho zichithwa kakhulu ekudleni.
Kwaye awuphuzi ubutyebi, kuba kuweyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu "ukuzalisa isisu sakho."
12. Ngokuphathelele ukubala iikhalori ezijikelezileyo abazange bakuve. Kwaye akafuni!
Kuba iikhalori akufanele ziqwalaselwe nhlobo.
13. Ijubane lokutya ukutya lilingana nelingana ne-ultrasound.
Abantu abaninzi abanomdla wokuhlala belambile bayavuma ukuba ngenxa yokutya okukhawuleza, iintlungu zabo zibuhlungu.
14. Kwindawo yokutyela ujikelezwe ngethuba elingakaze lenzeke xa ubona ukutya.
Into ephambili kulo mbandela akuyikuyikroza iindwendwe.
15. Ukulamba kunzima ukuhlala uhamba naye.
Kwaye uhlala ukulungele ukudibana nabasondlayo.
16. Nabo "abalambileyo" abasoloko banandaba nalabo abangenayo ingxaki malunga nokuthanda kwakho amaFries aseFrance.
Into ephambili kukuba uyayithanda.
17. I-ayisikrimu unemizwa ekhethekileyo.
Ngenxa yokuba akukho nto inomnandi!