Isiko elidala elineminyaka engama-400 lichasene nabazalwana kunye neenkqubo. Kakade ke, kwiimeko ezininzi ezi zinto zinamathuba amaninzi, into ephambili ayiyikuyidlula. Ziziphi izalamane ezilungele ukuzenza ukuze zidlale iqhinga phakathi komnye, ngoku siza kubona.
Abantu abanomninawa okanye udade baya kuqinisekisa ukuba ubudlelwane nabo bufana ne-roller coaster, kuba ngoku kungabakho uthando kunye ne-idyll, kwaye kwimizuzu embalwa imfazwe iqala. Badibanisa ngobuchule babo ubomi babo, njengoko kuboniswa ziifoto ezilandelayo.
1. "Udadewethu wachitha ubusuku bonke ehleka kunye nabahlobo waza walala ebhedeni lam. Ngoko ke ndagqiba ekubeni ndiphinde ndiphindise, ngenxa yokuba uye waba yiminyaka emininzi. Impendulo kufuneka isuswe kwikhamera. "
2. Abantwana banquma ukunika abazali babo iifoto kunye nesiqingatha sabo sesibini, kodwa bebengekho bonke.
3. "Umntakwethu uye wandikhumbuza ukuba ndamnika imali engama-$ 1,000. Ndagqiba ekubeni ndibuyisele imali ngendlela engavamile, kwaye ke, makumvumele."
4. "Ngethuba lokuhamba, wabuza udadewethu ukuba anakekele inja, kwaye wanquma ukumlungiselela ukuhamba."
5. Usana lulele ngokukhawuleza kwaye alukrokreli ukuba yintoni into emangalisayo ukuba ulungiselele umzalwana onomsindo.
6. "Yiloo nto ithetha ukuxelela udade wakho malunga naluphi uhlobo lwecookies othanda kakhulu. Ngexesha elide akayi kukulinda impendulo. "
7. "Umntakwabo wamemeza waza wathi wayishiye inqaku kwipokoth yangu apho umbhalo wawubhalwa kwiinki ezingabonakaliyo. Enye inkomfa ayikwazanga ukulinda. "
8. "Esi sisipho esibi kakhulu ebomini bam, kodwa kuphela udadewethu onokukwenza. Ndiyamthanda! ".
9. "Umthumeli waletha izitya zokubetha xa ndingekho ekhaya, kwaye nanko undithumela iifoto zonke ihafu yeeyure. Ndiza ekhaya ndiyifumane. "
10. Kanye nje isipho "esona siphumelele" esivela kumzalwana wam ngoNyaka omtsha. Ngaba iphela iphelile?
11. "Umzalwana wam wathi ngokuphindaphindiweyo ukuba uyamthiya uNicolas Cage. Andikwazanga ukumelana naye ukuba angayifaki. "
12. Intombazana yagqiba ukuthelekisa isikhundla sayo, eyabhala ebuntwaneni bakhe, kunye nomyalezo wokugqibela. Xa uneminyaka yobudala, uqala ukuxabisa abathandekayo bakho.
13. "Emva kokuhlinzwa kwentliziyo, ndatsho udadewethu ukuba ndifuna ukuthenga i-Apple Watch ukuze ndilandele intliziyo yam isandi. Yiloo nto ndifumene kuye ngomhla olandelayo. "
14. "Ndicele umntakwabo ukuba andishiye i-watermelon, ewe, andifuni ukuzithanda le nyana."
15. Abazalwana basoloko bekholisana kunye, ngoko ke bakuthetha ngokuthe ngqo, ngaphandle kweengcebiso kunye neemvakalelo zengqiqo.
16. "Ubunono bomzalwana bubonakaliswa kuyo yonke into, wandixelela ukuba ubisi lubonakala bubi."
17. Njengoko sibona, akusiyo wonke umntu onwabileyo ngokubonakala komnye umntwana kwintsapho. Oodade abaselula bahlala bevela kubadala.
18. "Sadibana noodadewethu kuba wayithatha indawo eninzi kwindawo yokuhlambela, yindlela awayegqiba ngayo ukuziphindisela aze abonise ukuba ngubani owona mkhulu."
19. "Ukutshatyalaliswa kobushushu kwaye wagqiba ukufumana ice cream epholileyo, kwaye ekugqibeleni uyifumene. Nanku, kuya kuvela, oko kukutya komdade kubonakala ngathi. "
20. Xa abazali bengekho ekhaya, udade uba yinto yokuqhuba iimvavanyo. Into ephambili kukuba ayenzi ukuhamba ngokukhawuleza.
21. "Namhlanje ndaphumelela kwisikolo samapolisa kwaye apha isipho eso, esilungiswa nguodadewethu, sasilindile ekhaya."
22. Ngamanye amaxesha ukutshatyalaliswa kwabazalwana kuhamba yonke imida, umzekelo, le ndawo eyakhiwa yiBeyrabhu eyona yincinci yayakhiwe ngenxa yokuba umninimzi wayefuna ukuvala umninawa ngendlela enhle yolwandle.
23. Ngamanye amaxesha kunzima ukuthetha ngeemvakalelo zakho, kwaye ufuna udlwengulo, into eyona nto ingumntu onyanisekileyo.
24. "Ndaya kwivenkile ndaza ndashiya umntakwethu ngehafu yehora. Ngoku kufuneka usibambe kwaye uhlambulule. "
25. "Kwaphela inyanga, njengoko isithunzi sesidlwengulo satshintshwa yifoto yesithandwa sobukhokheli, akukho mntu uyayiphawula. Ndiyazi ukuba kuza kuhlala ixesha elingakanani? ".
26. "Umzalwana ixesha elide wandibuza ukuba ndimnike imoto kwindawo ekude, ngoko ke ndagqiba ekubeni ndimbambe."
27. "Ndiyathemba, xa ekhula, akayi kukhwankqiswa ngesipho eso, kwaye ngelixa sihleka nabazali bakhe."
28. "Udadewethu wandibiza ukuba ndityelele kwaye ngeyure yesibini, kufike kangakanani. Yile ndlela endenze ngayo isigqibo sokubulala ixesha. "
29. Umntakwabo omncinane emva koko, mhlawumbi, akayi kuphinda acele umdala ukuba awukhwele kwi-skateboard.
30. "Andizange ndibe nexesha leholide yentsapho, kodwa umntakwethu wandinakekela. Nangona ndiya kuzama zonke izitya kwaye andiyi kuzizalisa. "
31. Akunakwenzeka ukukhanyela udade othandekayo xa ezama umsebenzi omtsha.
32. Kunzima ukugcina i-yummy kwifriji, ngoko kufuneka usebenzise izisongelo.
33. Abazalwana kunye noodade abaninzi balindele ngeli xesha, kuba ubuchule obubi buhlala kuwo wonke umntu.
34. Musa ukucela umntakwenu ukuba athathe iparsela xa ungekho ekhaya, mhlawumbi into eya kwenzeka.
35. "Ndithenge intsana ndacela umntakwabo ukuba amkhathalele xa ndisebenza. Ingxenye yeyure emva kokuba ndihambe, ndafumana ifoto. "
36. "Iveki evuliwe yamvumela umzalwana wam ukuba alungiselele isipho esinjalo. Ewe, kuya kuba ngcono ukuba angangeni kum amehlo endulo. "
37. Ukhuphiswano, oluqhelekileyo kubaninzi, kunye nawuphi na ubudala: ngubani oza kuhlala esihlalweni sangaphambili?
38. Naphezu kwezilwanyana, ukuphikisana kobuhlobo kubonakala. Kuhle kakhulu.