Ubungqina bokuba kukho uvuyo

Kwaye unqabile ngokufakela kule post, ungakheki ukumomotheka?

1. Intsapho evuya kakhulu emhlabeni.

2. I-Duckling, inelisekile ngokupheleleyo ngobomi.

3. Le pesik, ikhaba kwizinto eziqhubayo.

4. Uthando oluthandayo.

5. Inja eyayikhululwe kwi-leash, kwaye yagijimela elwandle, yabuya, ngokukhawuleza njengoko yayinako.

6. Ngelishwa, usuku lokuzalwa luphela kanye ngonyaka.

7. Unonwabo olungapheliyo kwixesha leKrisimesi elilindele ixesha elide.

8. Yintoni engcono kunokuba ibhobho lokuhlaziya elihlaziyekileyo ngosuku olushushu.

9. Dlulela kwixesha elidlulileyo! Ihlabathi lexesha leJurassic likulindele!

10. Umlomo ogcweleyo webhekoni - ibhulukhwe egcweleyo yolonwabo.

11. I-bacon enye - yolonwabo ngakumbi!

12. Ukuba kuphela umnini angayiboni ... Yenza iqhutshana elongezelelweyo - utshise iikhalori.

13. Iindaba ezilungileyo!

Le nsizwa yayala i-slippers ezingama-45 ubukhulu becala ... Kubonakala ukuba abasebenzi beenkampani badibanise into ethile. Kodwa oko kuphela kwandisa imvakalelo kumthengi.

14. I-Brigade. Ndawonye ngonaphakade.

15. Kuye kwenzeka ukuba inja ingabanjwa? Urrra!

16. Zonke izinto ezilungileyo!

17. Sawubona!

18. M-inceba.

19. Uthanda njani uprofesa Xavier ngendlela ye-lobster enkulu? Umora!

Emva koko le nkwenkwe ayizange ihlambe isandla sayo ngeveki.

"Thixo! U-Usain Bolt ngokwakhe wandinika intsiba! "

21. Uvuyo!

22. Masibe ngabahlobo?

23. Sikhululekile, njengeentaka esibhakabhakeni ...

24. Ngaphandle kwam bahlobo, ncinane, kodwa nabahlobo abaninzi!

25. "Andikwazi ukulinda ukuze ndibone lonke ihlabathi!"

26. Ulunge kunanoma yintoni inqabileyo.

27. "Ndiyakuthanda, ubomi bakho!"

28. Indawo yokuhlangana ayikwazi ukutshintshwa.

"Andikwazi ukugqiba ukuba yiyiphi into ephakamileyo: ukuba uPeter Pen ushaya iDarth Vader, okanye ukuba ababethebileyo bembethe iMickey Mouse."

- Ngokombono wam, umxhasi kukuba iNkosi Yamnyama ibamba ibhaluni.

- Disney ...

29. "Cinga, ndiyagula ... Into ephambili kukuba ndinomphathi we-fucking!"

30. I-rhinoceros iphondo-uphondo lucinga nje ngeendlela zokuhamba ngomkhumbi kunye nokubetha!

31. Akukho nto ingcono kwihlabathi kunokuba uthathe i-cutlet yenkosi!