Ewe, ungeyithandi njani le iindlebe ezihle? Ayingabonakali?
Ukongeza, iikati zibonisa iimvakalelo ezifanayo njengomntu, ngoko ke akukuhle kakhulu ukuthetha ukuba iikati zizilwanyana eziyinyabi. Iifoto ezingezantsi zibubungqina obucacileyo bokuthi iintshaba ezincinci ziye zahlengahlengiswa kwiimeko zeli hlabathi lanamhlanje ixesha elide.
1. Xa usithumele umyalezo wesigidimi ngengozi: "Yeyiphi indoda embi le Petrov!" U-Petrov ofanayo.
2. Xa umntu ecinga ukuba uya kukuncoma: "Awu, ngaba ulahlekelwa ngumzimba?".
3. Xa uhlala wedwa ekhaya, kodwa ngokukhawuleza uphantsi kwebhodi lebhodi elingaphandle kwigumbi elilandelayo.
4. Xa ohlala naye epheka ukutya okuninzi aze abuze ukuba ufuna ukutya.
5. Xa ungeke ukwazi ukuthatha ilungelo kwi-yoga, kwaye uhlala nje ngale ndlela, enethemba lokuba akukho mntu uya kukunaka.
6. Xa i-bakery entsha ivule kufuphi nendlu yakho.
7. Xa umncedisi ephethe ukutya, kwaye uzama ukubuza ukuba ngaba ngumyalelo wakho.
8. Xa umntu eze kwiibhoti zomtshato.
9. Xa uhamba kwi-minibus, kwaye kumntu ogqoke ngesitrothi e-headphones "I-roses e-White" izandi.
10. Xa ubuzwa ukuba: "Ewe, umtshato uphi? Bani na abantwana? ".
11. Xa uvakalelwa rhoqo kwabanye "zabo", "zaregalsya", "stool", "risetka."
12. Xa uhamba kwi-minibus uze uqaphele ukuba umntwana okhalayo uyakunyuselwa ekugqibeleni kwindebe yomonde wakho.
13. Xa e-sikhungo uphumelela ngutitshala wakho ngengozi kwaye, njengenhlanhla unokukufumana, awukwazi ukukhumbula igama lakhe.
14. Nangona abantu abangaqhelekanga baqala ukukucebisa indlela engcono yokukhulisa abantwana. Emva koko, bayazi bhetele kunoko oko abantwana bakho bafuna.
15. Xa umhlobo ekumemele kwi-cafe waza wambamba naye isoka lakhe. Ekugqibeleni, uvakalelwa njengevili lesihlanu ukuya kwinqwelo.
16. Xa usuvele ufake iingubo zakho zangaphandle kwaye uya ekhaya, kodwa ngokukhawuleza umphathi wakho uyabuza: "Ingaba kukho imzuzu?".
17. Xa uhamba ngenyanga yesibini umgca emtshatweni kwaye uqaphela ukuba ngezipho zemali wena nomphefumlo ngokwawo awunayo ipenny.
18. Xa ndikwazi ukuphula i-jackpot kwaye ndithenga into exabiso elincinciweyo.
19. Xa ungafuni ukuya yedwa kwiqela elingaqhelekanga kwaye, kakhulu, cela kakhulu umhlobo wakho ukuba enze inkampani.
20. Xa umdla wakho ozithandayo ubulawa ngexesha eligqithiseleyo.
21. Xa ufika emsebenzini kwaye ukhumbula ukuphazamiseka, kuvaliwe okanye kungekhona umnyango wangaphambili.
22. Xa uthe wangqinela ukuba ungathanda ukufumana usuku lokuzalwa lwakho lokuzalwa, uya kugqiba izipho.
23. Xa ndabuya eholidini, ndavula ifriji, kwaye ndavela apho inkohlakalo ...
24. Xa ndilahla ifowuni kwaye ndisenako ukugqiba isigqibo sokuyiphakamisa, ukuze ndingaboni isikrini esiphukileyo okanye enye into embi.
25. Xa ubonayo kwiwindi-fowuni ubonile loo nto ingubo, ngokubhekiselele kuyo yonke into ephuphayo, kodwa ngexabiso elincinci.
26. Xa ngoku ukhumbula ukuba iveki edlulileyo bathembisa ukuphendula le leta.
27. Emva kokuba umntu ekhohlise ukuthetha ukuba wayeduka ngeengoma zikaJustin Bieber.
28. Xa i-minibus ishiya kuwe ngqo phambi kwempumlo yakho.
29. Xa ihlumelo elincinci lithengisa kwigumbi lephunga lezinto eziphekiweyo.
30. Xa umntu ekuxelela ukuba abayithandi i-pizza.
31. Xa ugqibe ukuthambisa isantya esheshayo phambi kokuba iindwendwe zifike, kodwa ngokukhawuleza intsimbi igxotha emnyango phakathi kwendwendwe.