La madoda angamaqhawe ayazi indlela yokuvuyisa wonke umntu.
Ngenyameko, inxalenye yehlazo elithambileyo linikezelwa kuwe! Ngoko ke, hlalani phantsi ngokuzondle kwaye nibe nolonwabo ngokwenene ekuboneni le vidiyo emfutshane malunga nabazalwana bethu abancinci, abaya kutshukunyiswa baze bahlaziywe nguwe. Akunakulinganiswa ukuba ndifuna ukubakhangela kwakhona! Masiqale!
1. Siya kukhwela izitebhisi ngokukhawuleza! Siyilungisa kwakhona i-paws ngamabini, ngeyodwa okanye kabini okanye kabini!
2. Ngaphambi kokuba ungumqhubi omhle kwi-printboard: Corgi uSomandla! I-waistcoat ibuhle.
3. Khangela, ndihamba! NdingumKhulu!
4. "Mfundisi, kodwa le ntja ihlala ikhwepha intloko, ngaba yinto evamile? Mhlawumbi ndingamnceda! U-Otkushu, umzekelo! "
5. Ukusebenza kwiimisipha zephantsi kwexesha leeholide. I-tapreader ayifanelekanga.
6. "Thixo wam! Abantwana bafana! "- inja yayicinga kwaye yahlala ilinde ngomonde.
7. Ukusebenza kwe-acrobatic kwiseksi ayikwazi ukuthelekiswa nale qhinga.
8. "Mama, Mama ... andinakubalekela!" Ulwimi lwam lundivimbela ... ".
9. Into ephambili kukukhawulezisa ngokukhawuleza, ngoko unako ukungena kwiGlasi ejongayo.
10. Ngoko kubonakala ngathi kutyhafaza phambi kokutya. Ukutya okungenakusihlwa.
11. Ukufunda ukutya ngokwakho akulula kangangoko kubonakala kukuqala.
12. I-eyebrow tattooing? Ewe, eli likhulu lokugqibela! Yiloo ndlela kufanelekile!
13. Calm, ukuthula!
14. Ziyintoni ubuhle bekhwele imoto? Emoyeni ehlaziyayo kwaye iphosa iincwele zakho ngokukhawuleza ... okanye izihlathi!
15. Nantsi indlela i-mail ifanele isebenze ngayo. Ukuziswa ngesandla.
16. Enkangala zihlala zizilwanyana eziyikrakra neyikrakra, intlanganiso enokukuhlawula ubomi! Ukuba, ngokuqinisekileyo, le pug ayifuni ukwenza abahlobo nawe.
17. Inja eyilumko, eyayiqonda ngokukhawuleza intsingiselo yentlanganiso yezo shishino!
18. "Danisa ngelixa intombazana encinane i-Poodle!"
19. "Hayi, kuthekani ngawe, mhlobo? Phonsa ibhola, andiyi kulinda enye! "- ingxoxo yenja kunye nekiso.
20. Iimpawu zokulinganisela kwisakhelo esisodwa. Eyona nto iphumelele kwiNgcaciso yeNkazimulo!
21. Akumangalisi ukuba bathetha ukuba xa usuka, kufuneka uhlambe umlomo wakho ngezandla zakho. Oo, hawu!
22. "Abafaki, abalandeli! Hooray, ndaziwa! Uzuko, eze kum! Ndilinde! "
23. Unicorns zikhona!
24. Nayiphi na izixhobo zemidlalo kufuneka zifanise ubukhulu bomdlali, ngaphandle koko zenzeke ngaloo ndlela.
25. Ezinye izazi zengqondo zithi xa uthe wagqithwa ngumntu, ngoko kufuneka uthabathe umkhiqizo othile, wenze ubudlelwane nomntu kwaye uyitshise ngokupheleleyo okanye uyipheke. Kule vidiyo - oku kunjalo.
26. Kutheni wenze umgudu wokuhlamba! Kwanele ukuphosa i-paw!
27. Iphazamisekile - ilahlekile isidlo sayo sasemini!
28. Zingaphi iindophi azipheli, kodwa isiphelo sisondele!
29. Kubonakala ngathi wonke umntu akaqhelani nemon kwifomathi engcono!
30. I-shortest jump in the history of species of canine.
31. Uhlazo lomhlobo onobugwenxa.
32. Ubushushu beFrentshi obwenziwa ngamagqabi amancinci.
33. Ingaba ucinga ukuba abantwana kuphela abathanda ukudlala iintombi zomama? Izilwanyana ziyakuthanda lo mdlalo ngaphantsi.
34. Olu luhlobo lwezinja luhlala lujonge njenge-mop yokuhlamba.
35. Ekutyunjweni kweembono ezingcono kakhulu, uMnumzane uCerniash uyanqoba. Siya kumemeza!
36. "Ngubani na?"
37. Iphupha liyingcwele. Kwaye ukulungiselela ubhedi kuyisithethe esibalulekileyo.
38. Yiloo ndlela yenkxaso enobungane.
39. Kwabalandeli be-movie "Iimfazwe zeNkanyezi." Yenza umdlalo ozithandayo.
40. Uthungelwano? Ewe, izinja ziye zahlala zihlala nazo.