Ienkwenkwezi zaseHollywood ziye zaqhelana nokutyunjwa okuninzi ngababukeli, intatheli kunye namanani oluntu adala, kwaye kunokuba baqiniseke ngokuphumelela okanye ukulahlekelwa kuzo.
Kodwa uyabona, kukho izikhalazo rhoqo ngalabo ababa "iimpawu zesini" okanye "ukuhluleka kwefestile".
Kwaye kunqoba omnye kuphela kunyaka wesithathu, akukho mntu unokungabaza - okokuthi uRyan Reynolds wabiza ngokuthi "utata ogqwesileyo wonyaka" kwaye ngoku uya kuqonda ukuba kutheni ...
Hayi, umculi odumile wayengabonakali ngomnqweno wokuba bonke abantwana abashiyiweyo beplanethi, kwaye abanikeli yonke imali yokufumana uthando-yena nje uvelisa iintombi ezimbini, uJames no-Inez, apho yonke imihla ibika kwi-Twitter!
Awukwazi ukucinga ukuba yiyiphi inxalenye yokuthintela, i-tricky and insanely funny tweets malunga neentsapho, ububele kunye nabazali abalindele wena!
1. "Ukuba nguyise ngenye yezinto ezivelele kakhulu emhlabeni. Ewe, ngaphandle kweminyaka emangalisayo engayichitha ngaphandle komntwana ... "
2. "Intombi yam ineminyaka engama-6 kuphela kwaye ihlala idonsa. Kwaye ndandiyifaka imifanekiso yakhe kwifriji, kodwa ngokunyanisekileyo uyayithanda! "
3. "Iingcebiso ezifanelekileyo: kubaluleke kakhulu kubazali ukuba bazilungiselele ukuba babe" encinci "yokuzonwabisa. Nangona uziva unetyala, loo minyaka-14 yayingekhoyo ekhaya. "
4. "Intsana yam yalimala ngenxa yobomi. "Ama-shade ama-50" "umbala obalaseleyo kubantwana!"
5. "Kubalulekile ukuba abantwana basebenzise ama-5 kwiimifuno ngosuku. Kubonakala ngathi ubuntwana buyinto yokuhlaziya ngokugqithiseleyo kubantu abadala abadala. "
6. "Ndiyakuthanda ukubhala iingoma ze-nursery kwintombi yam. Zakhe intando zi:
"Ilanga lelanga - lifikile ilixa,
Wonke umntu owaziyo uya kufa, kodwa kungekhona ngoku! "
7. "Intombi yam iyathanda amafilimu eDisney. Uthanda ukuba bacula, badansa, kunye nendawo abazali bafa ngayo! "
8. "I-paternity ithetha uxanduva. Kwaye kungekuphela nje ngokumalunga neentsapho eziphambili, kodwa nakwimfihlelo eDenmark, engazi mntu. "
9. "Ngoko, kwavela ukuba iTinder ayikho isicelo sokufumana ama-nannies. Ndixolisa kuCrystal noJanin ngokungaqondi. "
10. "Intombi yam yanyuka emlonyeni wam, ngelixa ndandidla. Ubonakala evuya kakhulu naye. Ihlaya laliyimpumelelo. Kodwa eqinisweni xa kufuneka ukuba angcwabe. "
11. "Njengabo bonke abatsha, ndaya kumawaka okutyelela. Nge Bha yibhile. Yena (intombi yam) uya kuhamba kakuhle! "
12. Ngenxa yendodakazi yam, ndikulungele ukuhamba emlilweni. Ewe, kungekhona ngokusemlilweni-kuseyingozi. Ulunge ngegumbi elimanzi kakhulu. Nangona hayi, kungeyona imanzi kakhulu, ine-hairstyle efanayo. "
13. "Ndaya eDisneyland, kuba intombi yam ihlazileyo ngoMickey Mouse. Wayevuya gqitha xa ndifika ndaza ndamxelela ngaye. "
14. "Akunandaba nokuba yiphi incwadi yabantwana endiyifunayo kubantwana bam besali ngezindiza. Ukuziphatha kwebali ngalinye liyancipha ukuya kwelinye - i-vasectomy "(into ekhokelela ekutheni abantu bangakwazi ukuba nabantwana).
15. "Kulula ukufaka itekisi emva komntwana. Kunzima ukufumana umntu oza kuthatha lo msebenzi. "
16. "Ndakhangela kwi" Cold Heart "ngaphandle kwentombi eneminyaka emibini ubudala kule ntsasa. Ukuphelelwa lithemba kubonakaliswe kwiifom ezahlukeneyo. "
17. "Akukho nto ingcono kunokuchitha intsasa ekhangele emehlweni endodakazi yakhe encinci kunye nokuhlekisana:" Andikwazi ukwenza oku. "
18. "Ndixelele intombi yam ukuba ilanga lihleli ngenxa yokuba wayeziphatha kakubi. Ndicinga ukuba kufuneka ndicingisise ngokubhala iincwadi ekukhuliseni abantwana. "
19. "Ndiyathanda ukugqoka indodakazi yam kwimpahla yabantwana. Iipajamas zeLacy ezipinki. Iisokisi ezimhlophe ezimhlophe. Umnyama wesibhakabhaka. I-Mimicry ikhulile. "
20. Ngomhla kaYise, intombazana yam isandi kum. Kwaye ndiphefumlelwe kakhulu. Ndandiqokelela ngokukhawuleza iingxowa zam kwaye ndahamba iminyaka engama-6 ukuba ndibhale incwadi malunga nobazali. "