Abanye oobawo babonakala bekhuphisana "nebalaseleyo", banike amahlaya amasha rhoqo. Sinikela ukuba siqhelane nabaviwa abacacileyo bokunqoba. Yilungele ukuhleka ngenhliziyo.
Ukuba uyihlo unomdla wokuzonwabisa, ubomi obonwabileyo buqinisekisiwe, kwaye nawuphi na umdala. Umzali uya kuhlala "ephosa" amahlaya amatsha kwaye enze izenzo ezingenako kodwa zibangele ukuhleka kwangempela. Sinikela ukuba siqhelane nabameli abaqaqambileyo bale nkampani ehlekisayo.
1. Ndifumene ipensela engaqhelekanga kubaba, apho ndifumene i-ax nemali. Kwinqaku kwakukho inkcazo eyabangela ukuhleka: "Ndandifuna ukujonga ukuba ndiyakwazi ukuthumela i-ax ngeposi. Emva kokuba iphakheji ifike, sixelele nge-imeyile. Imali - isinxephezelo sokukhathazeka. "
2. Utata akakwazi ukuma amakati. Nasi isithombe esandithumayo xa ehlala endlwini yam ngelixa ndiseliholide.
3. Xa ndakuba nabazali bam, ndithenge umango, kodwa ndalibala. Ngomso ndandifumana iplasela kunye nesitya. Utata uhlala endikhathalele.
4. Xa ndiqhuba umntanami esibhedlele, ndahlawulwa i-$ 39.35. Ukuhlawulela inkunkuma, wathenga le T-shirt. Makhe afunde ukufumana ebuntwaneni.
5. Udade wahamba eholide waya elwandle, kwaye ngelo xesha uyise wathola i-wig. Yonke imihla uthumela izithombe zakhe zemifanekiso emitsha.
6. Ndabuza ubaba ukuba alandele uhambo lwam ukuya esiqandisini, kuba ndagqiba kwelokuba ndinciphise umzimba. Ukuvula umnyango wokutya isiqwenga sekhekhe, ndabona.
7. Unyaka ngamnye ubaba unikela i-$ 100 yoNyaka omtsha, eze ngeendlela ezingavamile zokufakela. Nantsi inguqu yalo nyaka.
8. Kwafuneka ndikholise ubaba ukuba athathe i-Nokia endala kwi-iPhone ixesha elide. Ngomso wathenga ikhava ekhumbuza umhlobo omdala.
9. Ukuba ude, kwaye intombi yakho ifuna ukuya kwindlela yakho, ngoko ukuba ubambe izandla, ungasebenzisa intonga okanye unamathele.
10. Lesi sithombe sichaza isizathu sokuba andithabathi ubaba kwiholide. Umama wayesele ekhulelwe ngamacebo akhe.
11. Utata ngumvelisi weengcamango. Inja yethu inzima ukusika imiqolo yayo, kuba ihlala ihamba. UTata wasisombulula ngokukhawuleza lo mbuzo.
12. Uyihlo loyihlo lokuthanda ukuyihlakulela nayiphi na ithuba.
13. Kwi-albhamu ndifumene umfanekiso wesidala ovela kwikholeji. Ngoko wagqiba ekubeni athabathe abantu kwi-basketball game.
Ubaba wathumela isithombe, esithi xa eya emsebenzini, wafumana umngane omtsha.
15. Umhlobo wangena kwenye idolophu eyunivesithi kwaye wayengekho ekhaya ixesha elide, abazali bakhe bamfumana esikhundleni sakhe.
16. Ndabiza utata waza wathi kwehora, indlela yokucima umbane. Emva kwemizuzu emi-5. Wandithumela isithombe ngesiginitsha: "Musa ukukhathazeka, uncedo luya endleleni."
17. Umama uxelele ubaba ukuba uya kuhamba kunye nabazalwana bakhe abancinci ngexesha lesidlo sasemini, yinto endiyibonayo emva kwesigama seyure, ekhangele ngefestile.
18. Ngenxa yezifundo zam, ndandingakwazi ukubuyela ekhaya ngenxa yokuBonga. Ngoko ukuba ndingacasuli, utata ungithumelela iifoto ezihlekisayo, njengoko wayelungiselela i-turkey.
19. Wonke umntu kufuneka afunde okulungileyo kubawo. Nali indlela awayevavanya ngayo i-catheter yakhe ye-thoracic for chemotherapy.
20. Ubaba wathetha ukuba wathenga i-snorkel ukuba aphelelwe ikhefu kungekho eholide, kodwa ukulala esiswini sakhe echibini. Kunzima ukucinga ukuba konke kwenzeka njani entloko.
21. Ndinike iseshoni yokugqibela, xa ndifunyanwa nguPapa esinye isithombe, efuna ukubonisa indlela abantu abanezemfundo ephakamileyo abanokuphumla ngayo.
22. Intsapho yonke yayilungiselela iholide yentsapho, uTata wathi uya kubakho iindwendwe. Ngomhla emva koko sabona ukuphindaphinda kwakhe.
23. Xa ndaya kwiklasi yokuqala, ndayihlobisa uboya obumhlophe bamata. Andizange ndiyicinge ukuba uyigcine, ade ibone ukuba uyifake kwiqela lam yokugqiba.
24. Inja yethu ibandezeleka kakhulu kwindlela ekhethekileyo yokuhlambalaba kabawo. Ndiyayivalela ngokwenene.
25. Kwintsapho yethu, wonke umntu uyasabela ngendlela yakhe kwiintlanzi zikayise.
26. Utata uyipolisa kwaye namhlanje ungifake kwisikhwama sesikolo ukuba ufumane ubungqina. Abafundi beklasi baxabisa ubuqhetseba.
27. Abazali bahamba kwaye nantsi isithombe sokuqala esithunyelwe ngubawo. Andifanele ndivumele inja yam nam.
28. Xa ufuna ukuhamba nomntwana, kodwa ungafuni ukuhamba nonke. Ngethamsanqa, izixhobo zamanje ziza kuhlangula.
29. Upapa wathunyelwa kwintengiso yeTokyo, kwaye ndacelwa ukuba ndithumele isithombe esivela kwigumbi lehotele. Ngalo mfanekiso wagqiba ukuqonda kwakhe.
30 Ubaba wathatha ixesha lonke ngokuhlwa ehleli phambi kwikhompyutheni kwaye akazange athethe oko wakwenzayo. Ekugqibeleni, wabonisa lo mboniso. Ngento yam ndamfundisa izinto ezisisiseko ze-Photoshop. Kwimvelaphi yokuqala, wahlala emanzini omtshini.
31. Ubaba wamcela ukuba amncede ukulungiswa, kodwa ndandimfumananga. Ndiphantse ndifa ngenxa yokwesaba xa ebonakala ngokukhawuleza ephahleni.
32. Ifoto yam endiyithandayo - ndandicacile kuba utata ukuba ndifuna ukuba indlebe yeHalloween. Wasabela kumsebenzi wakhe onoxanduva oluphezulu.
33. Ngentsasa etafile ndabona le nto kunye nenqaku elivela kubaba enqwenela ukuzonwabisa kumntliziyo.
34. Inkolelo yam utata xa efika ukutyelela ukufihla i-$ 20 endlwini. Le ngqolowa ndandifuna iiveki, ndilungiselela ikhofi lonke eli xesha.
35. Oomata baze basebenzise iingcamango zangaphambili ekukhulisweni kwabantwana babo. Abantu abaye baqonda ngokucacileyo isenzo esinjalo.
36. Kwieholide zezingane, uyise uhlala enakekela abahlobo, abalungiselela indawo enjalo yokuphumla.
37. Yinto nje yokuzilibazisa kabawo - ukunyathela nganye imifanekiso yam.
38. Kwisithombe unokubona ukuba ngubani owona uninzi ofuna ukuya kwibhola lokuphumelela esikolweni.