Bathi abantu bahlala becinga izigqibo ezikhawulezayo, ezingenakubizwa ngokuba ngamabomu. Kwaye emva kwezigqibo ezinjalo, izinto ezihlekisayo zenzeka, zihlala ziphazamisa abantu.
Kodwa, ukuthini ukuthetha ngobuntumba bentliziyo, ukuba kubonakala ngathi inja ezihlakaniphile nezilumkileyo zenza izinto ezingekho phantsi kwezinto ezingenangqondo, zinyanzeliswe ngokungabi nantoni kunye nokukhawuleza. Sithathe iimeko ezihlekisayo kunye neenja ezenza sihlekise size sikhale ngexesha elifanayo. Jabulela!
1. Umlingo wendiza yendiza, eye yaphela ukuwa kwehla.
2. Ngaba ubungakanani bunzima?
3. Ukuphela kokuphumelela kweqhawe lehlabathi phakathi kweenja ngokugqithisa kunye nobuqili! Yaye yonke into yokuba kufuneka uqale ucinge ngekhanda lakho, uze udibanise i-paws yakho.
4. Akuzona zonke izilwanyana ezinemilenze ezine ezinikezwa amandla okubonisa ukuphendula ngokukhawuleza.
5. Abachasene kufuneka batshatyalaliswe, bengavumeli abanikazi ukuba babelane ngoluthando kubini.
6. Yaye uvuyo lwalusondele kakhulu!
7. Imidlalo evulekile amehlo akho, kwikhitshi yakho, ingcinga embi!
8. Igama le meko: "Inja kwi-Glass Look".
Damn!
9. Kungenzeka ukuba, umnini-mhlaba waphonsa itekisi eliphakamileyo kakhulu!
10. Okwenkqisayo ukucinga ukuba yintoni le nto inja.
11. Le nja yayikhohliwe ukuba ichaze ukuba umntwana akakwazi ukudlala. Ngokubanzi, nantoni na!
12. Ukuzama, njengoko besithi, akuyikuhlushwa. Kodwa, ukuba kungenakunikwa, ngoko, kungakhathaliseki ukuba uzama kangakanani, umphumo uya kuba enye!
Mna kunye nenjongo
13. Ukuba uyawa, kuhle kakhulu kwaye kuyamangalisa ngexesha elifanayo.
14. Incinci isoloko ilukhuni ukunqoba iingqungquthela, kodwa iinjongo eziphambili.
15. Umzekeliso, xa iminqweno yenkosi kunye nesilwanyana idibanisa njengeendlela ezifanayo.
16. Azikho zonke izidalwa ezineembozo zeboya eziba ngumngane. Ngoko ngaphambi kokuba uqhelane, kufuneka ucinge ngamakhulu amaxesha!
17. Hayi, ungabi yijumper!
18. Ukuba mncinci kulungile, kodwa kungekhona kulo mzekelo.
19. Into ebuhlungu kakhulu inja kukuba semthunzini wozuko lomzalwana omkhulu.
20. Ngoko kubonakala ngathi umzuzu ushiywe ngumntu imizuzu embalwa.
Intombi yam yasuka yashiya udadewabo omncinane yodwa. Kwaye kwenzeka.