Izwe leLanga eliphumayo - iJapane - elingaqhelekanga, kwinto engavamile, ekhethekileyo kwaye ekhangayo. Apha, izithethe zasendulo zabantu abazizilumko kunye neendlela ezintsha zentlalo-mpilo yaseYurophu ziyahambelana ngokunjalo ngendlela yokuba, ngelixa lihlala linyanisekile kwesazisi, amaJapane, nangona kunjalo, kuthathwa njengamazwe aphuhliswe ngokwezoqoqosho nakwihlabathi. Kwaye ekubeni kungekhona sonke esinethuba lokuba sizazi ilizwe kunye nabantu balo, siya kuzama ukukuxelela malunga neyona nto inomdla kakhulu ngeJapan.
- Kuze kube ngoku, ubukhosi! Phakathi kwezinto ezithakazelisayo ngeJapan, kubonakala ngathi kufanelekile ukusixelela ukuba ngokuqinisekileyo leli lizwe lisaqwalaselwa njengombuso. Yaye yedwa ehlabathini! Kwanje, ilizwe liholwa nguMbusi uAhito, inzala yesi-125 yendlu yobukhosi eyayisekwa nguMbusi Jimma ngo-301 BC. e. Enyanisweni, ilizwe lilawulwa ngunkulumbuso, otyunjwe ngu-emperor emva kokungena komviwa wePalamente. Kwaye uMlawuli ngokwakhe udlala indima yentloko kaRhulumente kwiintlanganiso zezopolitiko.
- Kwindlunkulu, kubiza ukuhlala! Ukuthetha ngamaqiniso anomdla ngeJapane, umntu akanakunceda kodwa uthetha ukuba iminyaka emininzi iTokyo ibhekwa njengowesixeko esikhulu kakhulu kwihlabathi. Kuphela kwiminyaka yamuva nje, ukusuka kwi-pedestal, wacinezelwa yiSingapore. Ngokomzekelo, unokrazula igumbi lembumbi elingu-5000. Iimveliso zibiza kakhulu: amaqanda ayishumi axabisa i-$ 4, i kilogram yelayisi - i-8.5 yezigidi, i-can-beer-$ 3.5. Ngelo xesha, amaxabiso enyama neentlanzi aphantsi, kodwa iziqhamo ziyabiza - iibhanana - i-$ 5, i-apula 2 $.
- Ukunyaniseka ngowesibili "I" yeJapan. Ukuba sithetha ngekcubeko laseJapane, ngoko phakathi kwezinto ezinomdla malunga nomlinganiso wesizwe, ukunyaniseka kuyacaca. Ngoko, umzekelo, into elahlekileyo, mhlawumbi, uya kufumana kwiofisi elahlekileyo neyokufunyanwa. Kwaye abapolitiki baseJapane bathembekile kangangokuba bayeke ukuba bahluleka ukuzalisekisa izithembiso zephondo. Kuyamangalisa, akunjalo?
- Abantu abacocekileyo kakhulu! AmaJapan anithanda ngokukhethekileyo ukucoceka komzimba. Bahlamba imihla ngemihla. Kodwa oku akuyona enye yezona nkcukacha ezithandekayo malunga nenkcubeko yaseJapan. Eli lizwe kungumnqweno wokuhlamba kwisitya (nangona kukho iibhagi zokuhlamba), kodwa ukuhlamba ngeendlela zonke, kunye kunye namalungu entsapho - abantwana bahlamba nabazali babo ngaphambi kweminyaka yobubhozo. Maxa wambi ukuhlamba kuthathwa, kwaye ngaphandle kokuguqula amanzi.
- Umsebenzi uhlelo! AmaJapane mhlawumbi asebenza ngokugqithiseleyo kwihlabathi. Kuqhelekile ukuba baze basebenze isigamu seyure ngaphambili baze bahlale iiyure ezimbalwa. Ngaphezu koko, ukushiya iofisi ngexesha elimiselweyo alivumelekile. AmaJapan aphumlwanga kwaye akafanekanga athathe ikhefu. NgesiJapane, kukho igama elithi "karoshi", elithetha "ukufa ngokunyaniseka okukhulu."
- AmaJapan afuna ukutya ngokutya. AmaJapane adonsa ukutya okumnandi (ngokwemigangatho) ukutya ngobuninzi, njengokuxubusha ukutya nokubukela imiboniso eminingi yeTV malunga nokupheka.
- Ukufunda okunomdla! Amaqiniso amangalisayo aseJapan aphinde amangalise: phantse yonke ivenkile encinane eMalmal, umshicileli phantsi kwesayineli "XXX" (hentai) ivulekile kwaye ininzi. AmaJapan, ngaphandle kokuhlazeka, afunde kwizithuthi zikawonkewonke.
- Akukho mvula! Phantse zonke iidolophu zelizwe kwindawo esenyakatho yesitalato kunye neendlela zendlela zifudumala, ngoko ikhephu, ngaphandle kokuba nexesha lokuwa, iyancibilika kunye neqhwa ayifaki. Ngelo xesha, akukho nkqubo yokufudumeza eYapan, abemi kufuneka basombulule le ngxaki ngokwabo.
- AmaJapan akhuselwe kubaqeshwa beendwendwe. Abantu baseJapan, abantu abazizilumko, bazama ukuzikhusela ngokubanzi kunokwenzeka kwintlupheko. Ngokomthetho, umvuzo wabasandul 'ukufika kufuneka ufikelele umvuzo omyinge wendawo yokuhlala. Ngoko ke, kunenzuzo kubaqashi ukuqesha iJapan!
- Iinyanga zibalwa! Kwaye siphinde sicele ukuba sifunde amava anomdla ngelizwe laseJapane: akukho namagama ezinyangeni zonyaka, baboniswa nje ngamanani omdeni. Kwaye, ngendlela, unyaka wezifundo uqala apha ngo-Ephreli 1.