Kwaye umhlobo wama-25 nguwe)
1. Umqhubi
Iinkalo zobuntu: Lo mntu ungumongameli, usihlalo, umphathi okanye umququzeleli wonk
Isizathu sobuhlobo: Ukuba kufuphi nabantu abanjalo kufana nokufumana inkokhelo ye-vivacity. Bakhuthaza ukuba ufuna ukujoyina umdlalo wakho.
Isiqubulo esithi: "Ndiyaxolisa ... kufuneka ndibalekele kwintlanganiso."
2. Incwadi
Iinkalo zobunjani: Ufunde ezinye iincwadi ngaphezu kokubonileyo ebomini bakhe bonke ... Akunjalo ngenxa yokuba bacelwa kuye, kodwa ngenxa yecinga.
Isizathu sobuhlobo: Masibe neengqiqo ... ngubani na, ukuba akunjalo, ukuba uya kuchazela yonke into kuwe?
Isiqubulo esithi: "Ngokuchanekileyo, kwiphepha lokugqibela lephephancwadi kwakukho isihloko sam esi sihloko."
3. Intral
"Ndiya kubuya ndicula ngengqondo yam"
Iimpawu zobunjani: Into eyicaphukisa ngaphezu kweetalente zakhe ezingenangqondo ziimemo ezingapheliyo kwiintanethi zentlalo.
Isizathu sobudlelwane: Ukunxibelelana nomntu kufana nokuhlawulwa kwamandla amnandi, ilanga kunye nengoma.
Isiqubulo esithi: "Thatha amathikiti ngoku, bathengwa!"
4. Umxhasi
Iimpawu: Ngokuqhelekileyo lo mntu unesithukuthezi ebunzini lakhe, kwi-suit kunye nefolda ezandleni zakhe, ehamba ngokuzithemba kwindawo ethile okanye kwindawo ethile. Ngaba unokuthetha nantoni na?
Isizathu sobuhlobo: Lo mntu uphila ngomgaqo "wokusebenza ngokugcwele, udlale ngamandla." Iqabane elona lihle kakhulu kwiibhokhwe zobusuku.
Isiqubulo esithi: "Makhe ndihlole ishedyuli yam, kwaye siya kuqhubeka."
5. Indoda - orchestra
"Sasinobusuku obukhulu!"
Iinkalo zobunjani: Lo mntu akahlali kwimibutho, akayiziququzeleli, kwaye akukho nomphefumlo womcimbi. Yena ngokwenene ngokwakhe njengeholide.
Isizathu sobuhlobo: Uyazi malunga ne-kutyozh kungekhona ngezwi. Uthanda ukuzonwabisa, kwaye uyakunika yona impindezelo! Amaxesha akho asendle kakhulu adibene nalo mntu.
Isiqubulo: "Ubani okhathalelayo ukuba oku akusemthethweni?"
6. I-Generator Ideas Ideas
Iinkalo zobomi: nganye iveki banombono omtsha wezobugcisa. Ndibethelwa beza nge-Twitter ngaphambi kokuba kubonakale.
Isizathu sobuhlobo: Kuyinto enhle ukubona umntu odidekile ngcamango yokwenza ubomi kube lula. Kwaye akaze wazi ukuba uya kukhangela.
Isiqubulo: "Into elandelayo enkulu."
7. I-Opera Star
"Kunzima ukugqithisa intombazana enhle kangaka njengam."
Iimpawu: Ifilimu ethandekayo - "Izwi elipheleleyo". Ixesha lokuthabatha intando - ilungiselelo. Umsebenzi ozithandayo kwiintanethi zentlalo - uyakumema kwiikonsathi.
Isizathu sobudlelwane: Uhlala uphupha ngokuba ne-soundtrack ebomini bakho. Emva kwakho konke, kuhle kakhulu xa uhlala uhlabelela izilwandle.
Isiqubulo: "Duuu-op-du-duup-duuuu".
8. Igramotey
"Ewe, mlawuli wam!"
Iinkcukacha: Isifiso esingalawulekiyo sokulungisa iiposiso zakho zegrama; kwintetho esoloko isebenzisa izicaphulo zengxelo, sele sele ifakile i-couplet kwideski yakhe.
Isizathu sobudlelwane : Ufuna umntu oza kujonga umsebenzi wakho kwaye ugcine ukufunda nokubhala.
Isiqubulo esithi: "Incwadi yinto engcono kakhulu, abafana."
9. I-film-maker
Iimpawu: Uhlala umema ukuba ufunde iskripthi, ukukhangela, iisampuli kunye nemiboniso. Uhleli ngaphandle kwe penny, kuba wachitha yonke imali yakhe kwilensi entsha. Uya kuHollywood.
Isizathu sobudlelwane: Usebenza njengento eyongeziweyo kwiintlobo ezahlukeneyo zeeprojekthi eziphambeneyo.
Isiqubulo esithi: "Ngaba uyayazi naluphi na uncedo olungumncedisi ongcono?"
10. Usomashishini
Iimpawu: Khokela ishishini elincinci kwigumbi lakhe lokulala, isitha esithembisayo i-Zavodily kunye nabahlobo abakhulu beKinoshnik.
Isizathu sobudlelwane: Akukho zivakalisi.
Isiqubulo esithi: "Bangakanani?"
11. Pierrot
Iimpawu: Ngokuhlala zibuhlungu ngenxa yokuhlukana kobudlelwane, uhlala ebhala imilayezo ye-SMS kubantu abangafanelekanga ukwenza oku, ihlala iyenza izigqibo ezingathandabuzekiyo.
Isizathu sobuhlobo: Okufanayo kwenzeka kuwe ebusheni bakhe, kodwa lo mntu, ngomzekelo wakhe, ubuyisa iinkumbulo zamandulo.
Isiqubulo esithi: "Kutheni le nto iqhubekayo kum?"
12. Abadlali
Impawu zobume: Idibanisa abantu ababini abahlukeneyo kuxhomekeke ekubeni ingaba ixesha lezemidlalo elikhethiweyo liza okanye cha. Utyholile. Iincindi zokuqeqesha.
Isizathu sobuhlobo: Umzimba wakhe ococekileyo ukhuthaza ukuba ubeke eceleni iipopu uze uthathe ubunzima.
Isiqubulo esithi: "Ndixolele, mzalwana, kufuneka ndibalekele uqeqesho."
13. Kwaqala
"Ngaba usebenzise iziyobisi?"
Iimpawu: Ngokuqhelekileyo kwimibhobho yezemidlalo, ikucela ukuba ufike kumsitho kwaye unganqikazi, unganqikazi, ungabandakanyeka ngokungenazo kwiinkathazo.
Isizathu sobuhlobo: Naphezu kwayo yonke into, lo ngumntu oqaqambileyo, okhuselekileyo nonomnxibelelwano.
Isiqubulo esithi: "Kuya kuba nokutya okukhululekile, bafana!"
14. Umphangi wobulungisa
Ulwabiwo lweNkcubeko ... "
Iinkalo zobunjani: Uqinileyo kwinkcazo yezinto eziqinileyo, iiparadesi kunye nemigangatho. Ukucacisa intsingiselo yazo onke la magama yinto yokuzilibazisa.
Isizathu sobuhlobo: Njalo umzuzu osichitha kunye naye, uba ngcono kangcono.
Isiqubulo esithi: "Yinto engxaki ..."
15. Uvukelo
Iimpawu: Abahlobo benani le-14, nangona ngamanye amaxesha badibanisa ngamabunzi abo. Spitfire, kodwa uhlala usebenza ngeenjongo ezilungileyo.
Isizathu sobuhlobo: Uthanda ukuqaphela apho kukho imibhikisho emininzi, izibambiso zokuphikisana kunye neengqungquthela zokuphikisa.
Isiqubulo esithi: "Esihogweni namapolisa."
16. I-Buggy Buggy
"Ndiyakhumbula izigidi zeenkcukacha ngokuchofoza."
Iinkalo zobunjani: Uhamba ngaphezu kwakho kwaye ufumana amabanga aphezulu. Awuzange umbone emsebenzini wakhe wesikolo, kodwa uhlala wenza.
Isizathu sobuhlobo: Sonke sidinga amaqhawe.
Isiqubulo: "Ngaba ufuna ukuphuma?"
17. Umhlobo Ogqibeleleyo
Iimpawu zobume: Uhlala ephethe iimpahla ezingcono, ulungelo lomculo opholileyo, umdlalo onamandla kakhulu, amaqela aphezulu kunye nezicwangciso eziphambili kweveki kunoko!
Isizathu sobudlelwane: Nceda ubhekisele kwinto ethi "Iinkcukacha".
Isiqubulo esithi: "Andiyena u-hipster, mhlobo."
18. Uhambo
"Jumbo."
Iimpawu zobume: Iqela leetravings, inkcazelo yegama elincinci, ukulungelelaniswa kwesiqingatha sokuqala sesimester nganye.
Isizathu sobuhlobo kukuba: Yivani ukuba umhlaba kunye nezamylennost zenkcubeko, kunjalo? Ewe, unokuhlala uhlala ngeendlela ezahlukeneyo ngenxa yamabali abo.
Isiqubulo esithi: "Xa ndibekho (faka igama lelizwe elingaphandle) ..."
19. Umhlaziyi
Iinkalo zobunjani: Ilungu lebhunga elilodwa lokuphucula izilwanyana. Ihlala iququzelele ukuqhutyelwa kwezinto ezihlekisayo kwimivalo.
Isizathu sobudlelwane: Uthanda ukuhleka, kwaye ufuna ulonwabo - ezi zinto azinikayo ngobukho bakhe.
Isiqubulo esithi: "Ngoko, lo mfana waya kwibhar ..."
20. Uhlaza
Iimpawu: Ukuphila ngokuvisisana nePlanethi yomhlaba, ubuchule bayo bubunzulu bokuphuhliswa kwendalo, ukhetha umbala oluhlaza kuphela kwiingubo.
Isizathu sobuhlobo: Wena ngokwenene wawuthanda imifanekiso ngokunyamekela imvelo ebuntwaneni, kwaye ungumzekelo ophilayo womzabalazo wokulondolozwa kwendalo.
Isiqubulo esithi: "Uya kuqhuba kwakhona oku, kunjalo?"
21. Ixhomekeke kwi-Intanethi
"Nsuku zonke ndiqala ngokunxibelelana ... Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, VKontakte."
Iimpawu: Iingcali ngokubhala imiyalezo kwi-microblogs kwiintanethi zentlalo. Zonke izimvo kwiphepha lakhe zithandwa ngaphezu kwama-50. Sebenzisa ama-hashtag.
Isizathu sobuhlobo: Ufuna umntu oza kukuxelela nge-HTML.
Isiqubulo esithi: "OThixo, enye yesibini, kufuneka ndibeke ngokukhawuleza kwi-Instagram."
22. Umculi
Iimpawu: Akafumaneki kwiiyure, kuba uyalala kuloo studio. Ubheka ubuso bakho ngokuxhatshazwa okungahambi kakuhle.
Isizathu sobudlelwane: Lo mboniso onobuchule owazi kakuhle indlela yokwenza ubugcisa obungento.
Isiqubulo esithi: "Asilungele, kodwa ucinga ntoni na?"
23. Amaqabane amnandi
Iinkalo zobunjani: Udibana nokuwa komnyaka wokuqala, kwaye ukususela ngoku ngoku, ungagcini amanzi. Zonke iihlaya malunga nokuba baya kutshata ... kungekhona nje amahlaya.
Isizathu sobudlelwane: Nangona ubaba nomona, mhlawumbi, nokuba nithiyile, niyakuvuyela ukuqonda ukuba uthando lwenene lukhoyo. Ngaphandle koko, bayamthanda.
Isiqubulo esithi: "Ewe, senza ehlombe!"
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"Ndiyacaphukisa ukuba abantu banomona kakhulu kum, kodwa andinakwenza nantoni na ngokuthandwa kwam."
Iimpawu zobuntu: Akukho mntu uyazi apho kwaye kutheni eyazi lo mntu, kodwa ngokoqobo wonke umntu uyamazi.
Isizathu sobuhlobo: Ngubani owaziyo? Kodwa unobungane kakhulu, kwaye unganakucinga ukuthetha naye ...
Isiqubulo esithi: "OoThixo, awunayo into yokuba ndivuyiswa kukudibana nani!"