Bathi ukuba wenze itekisi, kufuneka 'unake' imbono yokudweba entlokweni wakho unyaka wonke, kwaye ukuba umnqweno awupheli, ke kufuneka ufike kumphathi. Kodwa amaqhawe kwipostile yethu ayisebenzisanga lo mgaqo ...
Enyanisweni, siqokelele imizekelo engama-35 yenzeke xa abantu batyelela i-tattoo parlor kwisimo sokuxhatshazwa, ngenxa yehlazo okanye umsindo. Yaye ndikholwa - namhlanje banamahloni ngalo!
1. Khawucinge, kwaye ngoku uhamba njani ubomi bakho bonke?
2. Leyo yenzeke xa ugqiba okubi ...
3. Kutheni ubhala uluhlu lwadlalwayo ephepheni, ukuba luyakwazi ukugxila kwesikhumba, kwaye kunye neephoso?
4. I tatto elandelayo yicoceko yocu?
5. Ngubani ofuna ukukhwela?
6. Ngokukrakra? Ingaba yintsapho intsapho?
7. Ngaba uyaqonda ukuba kutheni ama-Tattoos kufuneka ahlale eyenziwa kwintloko yentloko?
8. Kwaye ukuhlaziywa okukhulu kwile shishini kunomngcipheko!
9. UMarilyn akafani ...
10. Yaye, uyazi, ibunzi aliyona indawo efanelekileyo yokupapasha, nokuba ihlawulwe imali eninzi!
11. Xa ndandifuna nje ezininzi, iileta ezininzi ...
12. Yiza! Hayi, kungekudala, thanda iifenitshala yakho entsha!
13. Le ndoda yazikhukhumeza!
14. Ukholelwa akho amehlo?
15. Tattoo ngendlela yokutshisa inja, kunye ne-mustard ezandleni zakhe? Asinamazwi ...
16. Kwaye ngenxa yezinto zokuhlambalaza i-joke nayo ayifanelekanga!
17. Siyaniqinisekisa, uDrake akayibongi loo mnikelo!
18. Akunakucinga ukuba indlela enjalo ingangena engqondweni?
19. Kubonakala ukuba kwakuyidlo enkulu kakhulu kuMcDonald's ...
20. Akukho ncazelo ...
21. Kodwa umntwana uhle kakhulu!
22. Thenga ukuguqulwa kungekhona ukhetho?
23. Ukuba lo uhlazo lwakhe, ngokobubi kakhulu!
24. Simele simthande kakhulu i-Britney, ukuba siyithintele isithombe sakhe esibi!
25. Ukuba uyamthanda uMcDonald's kakhulu, ngokukhawuleza awuyi kungena kule mpahla ...
26. "Ndibambelele" kunye "Ndiphuze" akuyinto elula!
27. Kubonakala ngathi le ngqungquthela ihleli kwixesha lokutya kwemifuno ixesha elide ...
28. Kungcono "ukuthwala" umfanekiso we tattoo entloko yam unyaka wonke kunokuba neentloni ngalokhu!
29. Le yinto epheleleyo!
30. Abantu, thintela umhlaba! Siya kuphuma!
31. Kutheni? Kutheni? Kutheni?
32. Siyakholwa ukuba le ngcamango yayingcono kangcono ...
33. Mhlawumbi kungcono ukuthenga isihlalo esinjalo emva kwakho konke?
34. Kuphela ukungaphumeleli kobuqili!
35. Kwaye kwiminyaka engama-50, ukupakishwa kuya ku "khumbula" ngokupheleleyo!