Genius okanye Fool: 30 iingcamango ezinomdla kuzo zonke iintlobo

Abantu abaninzi abanakuhlala phantsi. Iingcinga zabo zihlala zikhangela ukuba zenze ntoni okanye zidale. Bangakwazi ukudala nokuza into engavamile kwizinto ezikufutshane kunye nokuzisa iingcamango eziphambeneyo.

Namhlanje siza kubelana ngeengcamango ezinokuhlukaniswa ngamaqela amabini: le ngcamango yahlaselwa yinto eyoyikisayo kangangokuthi kungcono ukuba ungabi nayo, kwaye ingcamango yafunyanwa nje. Khangela indlela umntu angayenza ngayo ingcamango, kwiimeko ezilungileyo nezimbi.

1. Imbewu kwiglasi yeglavu yemoto. Yaye yintoni na? Kanye nje ngcamango. Into ephambili ayiyikuphazamisa ngokukhawuleza.

2. Xa ugogo efika, yonke into iyatshintsha yonke into.

3. Enye yeenguqulelo, kutheni i-dinosaurs yafa.

4. Izihlandlo ezimbalwa ezintle, kwaye iimpawu ziza kugcina ubomi.

5. Ufuna ukuqala? Nceda! Amathoyizi agcinwe. Kufuneka nangaliphi ixesha lonyaka.

6. I-Chandelier esuka kwi-optics. Ukuthakazelisa, okwangempela kunye nokwenene.

7. Xa kungekho mali eyaneleyo kwimoto enhle.

8. Iphephethi esuka kwi-hose kwilizwe. Yonke ingqiqo ilula.

9. Iincwadi zinokusetyenziswa ngeendlela ezahlukeneyo. Kwaye kwanjengokuma kweemingxube.

10. I-Cowards ijika .. ibhulukwe ijika ... ijezi ephezulu. Into ephambili kukuba yindlela.

11. Unokwenza nantoni na kwii jeans. Njalo into engaqondakaliyo.

12. Into emnandi kwaye inomdla. Kodwa musa ukubuyisela iNkosi ukuba iqhube kuye ebusuku.

13. Ukusuka kwilayilara ukuya kwi-broiler, ukusuka kwi-broiler ukuya kwinqanawa, ukusuka kwinqanawa ukuya endlwini, kwaye kwenzeka ntoni emva koko akucaci.

14. Uhlala ulinde, xa i-airbag isebenza ...

15. I-manicure yokwenza umthambo onobugcisa kwintwasahlobo-yehlobo ehlobo 2018.

16. Iingcamango eziza kubakhuthaza abaninzi abahlali behlobo.

17. Ngaba ucinga ukuba wenze iipateni ezinjalo kwiwindow?

18. Ukuthungulwa kweklasi eliphezulu.

19. Akungento yento abayithethayo yokuba ayifanele ukugcina kumfoto wezithombe ezilungileyo.

20. Enye indlela yokusebenzisa i jeans endala ukuyisebenzisa ngokufanelekileyo.

21. Akukho mfuneko yokukhubeka into enjalo ebumnyameni.

22. Kwaye umntu akalahla iibhubhu ezivela kwi-toothpaste!

23. Ngaba ilanga libhaka intloko? Akunandaba! Susa isitya kwaye uyibeke kwakhona.

24. Isihlalo esinjalo esingavamile siya kuthandwa nguwuphi na osebenza naye emsebenzini.

25. Kunengqiqo, kunjalo. Kodwa kutheni?

26. Xa uyazi kakuhle into intombi ezithandayo.

27. Xa kwenzeka isidlo sothando, kuhlelwe ukuba siphume emva kwezibane.

28. Ndiyabuza ukuba ngubani oye wazama ukuphonsa esi sibane esibukhali?

29. Ukuba i-M & M ayikwazi ukuxhuma i-tshokoleta ngamanqatha, ngoko unokuyenza.

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