Kuya kuba luncedo kunye nokukhuthaza amaqaku, njengama "5 amanyathelo olwalamano olugqibeleleyo" okanye "imigaqo eyi-10 yobomi obonwabileyo emtshatweni" - akukho konke ukuveliswa kweengqondo ze-intanethi okanye i-freelancers kwikhefu lokubeleka!
Awuyi kukholwa, kodwa kwiminyaka eyi-130 edluleyo uAnton Chekhov ngokwakhe wenza "Isikhokelo kulabo abafuna ukutshata" kwaye waxwayisa ukuba ingcebiso yakhe yayingekho:
"Isiqhamo sengqondo enye, kodwa kubangelwa ukugqithiswa kwazo zonke ii-oracle ezikhoyo, ii-physiognomies, i-cabalistics kunye neengxoxo ezide kunye namadoda anamava kunye nabagcini abaneemfanelo zee-worksshops!"
Kwaye nangaphezulu - umbhali ohlonelweyo wayeqwalasela umxholo wenqaku lakhe ukuba yimfihlo yendoda, isihloko esele siyimfihlo kwaye sifuna uxinzelelo lwengqondo, apho thina (abafazi) abakwaziyo:
"... ke ndibuza ooyise, amadoda, abalindi bezithili njalonjalo. qaphele ukuba abafazi namantombazana ale nqaku ayifunde! "
Uyayoliswa into enye - ebomini bentsapho yeklasiki, kodwa, wabona ezinye iingenelo kunye namacala athile, kwaye wafumanisa iingxabano ezikholisayo:
"Ukuba kwakungekho kuye (ubomi bentsapho), iintombi zakhe zazihlala ubomi bawo bonke entanyeni yooyise kunye neemvumi ezininzi zazihlala ngaphandle kwesonka, ukususela ngoko bekungekho mitshato. Amagqirha afundisa ukuba izigulane zivame ukufa zinyulu, abafazi abatshatileyo bayafa ngaphambi kokuba balahlekelwe ingqondo yabo. Intombazana inamathele ityayi kwi-bachelor, kunye nomfazi otshatileyo. Umtshato uphinde ulungele ukufikeleleka kwawo. Unokutshata isisityebi, ihlwempu, imfama, indala, inempilo, igula, isiRashiya, isiTshayina ... Okukuphela kobuqhetseba buqhetseba kunye neziqhwala, izilumko, iinkuku kunye neenkomo zinokutshata nje ngokuba zikholisa ... "
Oo, mantombazana, ukuba ucinga ukuba abantu banamhlanje banomtshini kwaye banokugubungela amehlo, khumbula ukuvuma okuvuthayo kwothando ngamaqhawe akho ozithandayo wenveli yothando, uze uzilungiselele isabelo esitsha sokudumala. Kuba i-Chekhov, ekukhangekeni kwothando lwabo bonke ubomi, ikhuthaze ngamandla ukuba ingqalelo ingqalelo kwihlabathi lethu elingaphakathi, kodwa ngokugqithiseleyo kwaye lingavumelekanga - ukubonakala!
"Ukunyamekela intombazana, thobela ingqalelo kuqala kuyo yonke into ekubonakaleni, kuba ngokubonakala komntu uyazibona umlingiswa womntu. Kwimbonakalo, kwahlula: umbala weenwele kunye namehlo, ukuphakama, i-gait kunye nemiqondiso ekhethekileyo. Ngokombala weenwele, abafazi bahlukana ngama-blondes, i-brunettes, i-brown-hair, njalo njalo. "
Ewe, i-blondes, ukulungele ukubonakalisa kumbhali we "Uncle Vanya" kunye ne "Cherry Orchard"?
"I-Blondes idla ngokuziphatha kakuhle, ethobekileyo, enomdla, njengoyise nonina, ekhala kwiimvanoveli kunye nokuvalelwa izilwanyana. Zizenzeke ngokuthe ngqo kwiimeko, zithembele ngokuqinisekileyo kwiimfundiso zabo, ngencwadi engenakuhambelana. Ukuthandana kwamanye abantu bayabakhathalela, ngokwabo uthando lubanda, njengeentlanzi. Ngethuba elincinci kakhulu, i-blonde inganciphisa kwaye ithi: "Musani ukulibala ukuthumela ngomso nge-calico!" Emva kokutshata, ngokukhawuleza baya kuba bunzima, batyebile baze baphele. Ukhulile, unomntwana kunye nosizi. Amadoda awamxoleli ukungathembeki, ayitshintsha ngokuzithandela. Ama-blondes amakhosikazi aqhelekileyo ayengqinekanga, akrokre kwaye azibheka njengabafel 'ukholo. "
Musa ukuhleka, i-brunettes, uyifumana!
"Ama-Brunette awanakulungeleka njengama-blondes. Zihambahamba, zihamba, zihamba kakuhle, zitshisa, zisoloko zixabana noomama zibetha izihlathi zamantombazana. Qala ukuba "ungayithobeli ingqalelo" kubantu ababi kakhulu ukususela kwiminyaka eyi-12, ukufunda ngokungafanelekanga, ukuzonda abafazi beklasi, ukuthandana iincwadi zorhwebo, kunye nokunyathela iinkcazo zemvelo kunye nokufunda izichazo zothando ezintlanu. Banobuqili, banomdla kunye nothando ngokuvuya, ukukhawuleza, ukuxhamla ... Umfazi onobunqunu unombuzo opheleleyo. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, inzondelelo enjalo umtyholi uyagula, ngezinye i-whims, iiflothi, ingcinga engenangqondo, ukuhlambalaza, ukukrazula ... Ngokukhashelwa kwamadoda ngokukhawuleza, ukuhlawula imali enye. "
Kubonakala ngathi, abafazi abancinci bebhonkco babengekho kwingcamango yombhali, kuba wabanika amagama ambalwa nje nangaphandle kwemvakalelo!
Abafazi abanobuhlungu obuBrown abazange bahambe kwi-blondes kwaye abazange bafike kwi-brunettes. Benza umgangatho ophakathi phakathi kwezi zibini. Bazijonga njengama-brunettes ... "
Kodwa i-redhead yayingenangqungquthela ngaphezu kwayo yonke into!
"Ukhohlisi obomvu, ubuxoki, bububi, bukhohlisayo ... Abayiqondi uthando ngaphandle kokukhohlisa. Ngokuqhelekileyo banamathele kakuhle kwaye banomzimba oqaqambileyo wesikhumba emzimbeni wonke. Bathi iidemon kunye nee-leshies kufuneka zitshatile ezibomvu. Kukho ubuxoki, kukho uloyiko noloyiko. Kwanele ukumemeza ngokuthe ngqo kumqolo obomvu ("Ndiza kukunika!"), Ngoko waguqa waza waqala ukumanga. Ungalibali ukuba uM messalina noNana babomvu ... "
Yaye ukuba awuzange ugxothwe ngomsindo, ke inkqubo yakho yeentlanzi iya kumelana nalo mhlathi. Kodwa oku kusebenza kuphela kulabo abangenayo inwele kwi-parting, musa ukugqoka i-bang okanye i-hairpiece!
"Ukunyusa iinwele xa ukhetha umfazi akubalulekanga. Izinwele zidibanisa kakuhle, zilahla, zihamba ngokumhlophe, zithintela iminqweno, iminqweno engaphelelanga ... I-hairstyle enjalo isoloko igqithisekile, abathengisi beentengiso kunye neentombi zabathengisi. Uboya obunqambileyo beenwele, obutyweliswe ebunzini, kuthetha ukungabonakali okungafaniyo, ubunzima obuncinane kunye nobuqhetseba. Lo mzila uhlala uzama ukufihla ubuso obuncitshiweyo ... I-Chignon kunye nemigcobo eqhelekileyo evela kwezinye iinwele zabantu zithetha ukungabikho kwintleko, ukungabikho kwengcamango kunye nenyaniso yokuba unina wayephazamise inwele zakhe. Izinwele, zidibaniswe ngasemva, zibonisa umfazi wesifiso sokukholisa kungekudala kuphela, kodwa nangemva. Inwele enjalo, ukuba ayifuni kwinqaba enkulu yaseBabiloni, ithetha ukunambitha kunye nokulula. Izinwele ezikhawulezayo zithetha ukudlala kunye nobugcisa bemvelo. Iimpawu zezinwele ezingakhathaliyo, i-vskolchennaya ibandakanya ukungabaza okanye uvila lwengqondo. Ngaphantsi kweenwele ezixoxwayo umfanekiso weengcamango uyalala. Ukuba ibhinqa liyimfutho okanye i-bald kwaye ngexesha elinye lifuna ukutshata, ngoko ke, unemali eninzi. Ngaphantsi kwinqwelo yezinwele, ukufumana umfazi ngakumbi kwaye uthembeke ngakumbi ukuba akanalo inwele zabanye abantu. "
Umbala wamehlo, ngo-Anton Palych, wawungenye yezona zinto zibalulekileyo ekukhetheni umhlobo wobomi:
Amehlo aluhlaza nge povolokoy kuthetha ukunyaniseka, ukungeniswa nokuthobeka. Iindwangu ezihlaza okwesibhakabhaka ziqhelekileyo phakathi kwabesetyhini kunye nabasetyhini abonakele. Amehlo amnyama athetha ukuthandwa, ukukhawuleza kunye nobuqili. Qaphela ukuba abafazi abahlakaniphile abanaso amehlo amaninzi. I-Gray i-dandies, ukuhleka kunye nokukhohlisa. Awukhombisi uthando lokuhleba nokukhwelela abanye abantu. "
Kodwa iimodeli zangoku kunye neeramitha ze-90-60-90 zonyulwa ngekhulu elidlulileyo, zithathwa zingenakufaneleka!
"Ukukhula kukhetha umyinge. Abasetyhini abaphakamileyo bayabethwa buhlungu kwaye babethwa buhlungu, abancinci kumaxesha amaninzi banokwenzeka ukuba babe neepopu zabo kwaye bathande ukukhala, ukukrazula nokuvumela iincinci zeenwele. Ukuzikhusela kukuphepha: ezi zinto zimbi kunye nezinyoka ... "
Amantombazana, kwaye emva kokuba bonke baye bahamba kwiinqanaba ezininzi "zokuphosa" amadoda ayengakukholisi nje into yethu!
"Khawukhawuleze, uqaphele, uthetha ngokuphefumula nokunyaniseka. Ukuhamba kuluvila kwabasetyhini abanentliziyo esele ithatyathwe, - nantsi aninaso isidlo sasemini. Ukuhamba ngokukhawuleza, kunye ne-perevaletsom kunye ne-viljanem ekhukhulayo, luphawu lohlobo olulungileyo, ukungazinzi kwaye ngezinye izilumko. Iqhayiya liziqhenyce, i-swan iyenzeka kuba bafazi nabancinci abasetyhini. Ukuzikhukhumeza ngakumbi, umdala umntu osisityebi, ocebileyo. Inzuzo enjalo kumantombazana ithetha ukuzingca kunye nokunciphisa. Ukuba le ntokazi ayifuni, kodwa ibhukuda njenge-pava, wuleza u-shaft: uya kuyondla, uyathuthuzele, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo uya kuthatha phantsi kwesihlangu sakhe ... "
Kodwa kule "mpawu ekhethekileyo" uKhekhov uxelelwe ukuba agxininise ngokungathi amadoda afuna isigebengu sinobubi kakhulu, kungekhona intombi yentliziyo ...
"Ukutshitshiswa kwezihlama kuthetha ukupheka, izono ezifihlakeleyo kunye nobume obuhle. Ukuphosa izihlunu kunye nesono esincinci kwithembiso, kodwa kungekhona kwi-platonist. I-Antenna ixoxa ngokungahambi. Izipikili ezide zifumaneka kwi-belarus. Amacwecwe asetyenzisiweyo athetha ukuba lo mntu uya kuba ngumama oqinileyo kunye noninazala onomdla. I-Freckles idla ngokubonakalayo kubhinqa obomvu obomvu, izigqila kunye nezizatha. I-Puffy kunye nama-sodnenkie amantombazana amancinci ngamatama abo kunye nezandla ezibomvu ziyizinto ezingenangqondo, ezinye iimpazamo ezine zenziwe ngegama, kodwa ngokukhawuleza zifunda ukupheka ii-pie ezihlwayekileyo kwaye zigubungele i-velvet kumyeni wazo ... "
Kodwa, yonke into oyifunayo ngaphambi koku, qwa lasela ukuthandana. Inkqubo yobomi iqala kuphela ngoku ...
"Musani ukutshata ngaphandle komda. Ukutshata ngaphandle komdaka kufana nobusi ngaphandle kwepuni, Shmul ngaphandle kwama-paces, amabhuthi angenayo i-soles. Uthando ngokwawo, idolo ngokwalo. Buza ama-200 000 ngokukhawuleza. Unqabile ngumbalo, qalisa ukuxoxisana, ukuphula, ukuqokelela. I-Dowry kufuneka ithathe ngaphambi komtshato. Musa ukwamukela iindleko zokutshintshiselana, amakhonsoni, izabelo, kwaye uthintane nomgca ngamnye, unqabile kwaye ukhangela ukukhanya, kuba akuqhelekanga ukuba abazali banikele iintombi zamanga iintombi zabo. Ukongeza kwimali, zifumane ezininzi izinto ... "
Kwaye emva kokuba ufunde le miqolo, uya kususa i-sweatshidi ebusweni lakho, kwaye uya kuziva uyingumfana, mhle, uphumelele ngaphandle kwepiyano kunye neengubo ezingama-18 zeyona nto ingcono kakhulu ye-Dutch, eyazimeleyo kunye ethandwa, ethandwa ngaphandle kwetafile yesilivere, kwaye , ekubeni ungeze ulive eli binzana elithi: "Musani ukulibala ukuba ndakuvuyisa!"
Kwaye konke ngenxa ...
"Inkosikazi, nokuba yinto embi, imele ibe nayo:
a) ifenitshala ethe xaxa kunye nepiyano;
b) enye intsiba ebhokisini ihlanjwe phantsi kunye neengubo ezintathu: i-silk, uboya kunye nephepha;
c) iingubo ezimbini zoboya, enye yeholide, enye yokuphila kwansuku zonke;
d) ngakumbi itiye, iikhikhi kunye nezitya zokutya;
e) iikhati ze-18 zeelinen ezilungileyo kakhulu zesiDutch, kunye nomhlobiso; Iingubo ezi-6 ezivela kwintsimbi efanayo kunye ne-lace trim; 6 iibhola ezivela ku-nansu; Iimbini ezi-6 zeepaloons ezivela kwindwangu efanayo kunye neendidi ezininzi ze-chiffon zesiNgesi; 6 iingubo ezenziwe nge-madapolam kunye ne-firmware kunye ne-plating; i-negligee evela kwi-baptiste victoria; 4 iincindi ze-bhabhatti-victoria; Iimbini ezi-6 zee-knickers. Amakhredithi, amatyala emilenze, amabhontshisi, izitotyi, iipketi zephepha, iigarta, iingubo zeetrafti, iifowuni kunye njalo. kufuneka ibe neyanele ngokwaneleyo. Konke oku, uhlole, ubale, kwaye yintoni eyaneleyo, kha wuleza. Izambatho zangaphantsi zezingane azizithathi, kuba kukho uphawu: ilineni - akukho bantwana, banabantwana - akukho nelinen;
e) Esikhundleni seengubo zokugqoka, isitayela saso sitshintshana ngokukhawuleza, sifuna umbandela;
g) ungatshatanga ngaphandle kwesiliva.
Ukutshata, ukunyanzela kwaye ulungele kunye nomfazi wakho, ungamvumeli ukuba akhohlwe, kwaye ngokungaqondi kakuhle kumxelele: "Musa ukulibala ukuba ndakuvuyisa!"
1885 ngonyaka.