Owu, lo msebenzi! Ukutshintshwa ebusuku okanye ukuhamba ngeveki! Sebenza ngeeholide. Uninzi lonwabo.
1. Uyakhathazeka kakhulu xa abahlobo benqabe ukuhamba nawe ukusela kwindawo ... ngehora lesibini ekuseni. NgoLwesibini.
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"Ngaba uqinisekile ukuba awukwazi ukuphuma kusasa?"
2. Umele ulinde iiyure de kubekho umntu onokukwazi ukudibana nawe kunye nokuchitha ixesha kunye.
"Awukwazi ukuyenza ngaphambi kokusibhozo kusihlwa? Kodwa, kum ubusuku obusuku kwaye sele sele ndifuna ukuba ndilale. "
3. Yaye, xa ubona le tweet ejabulisayo yabahlobo bakho "Hooray! Ekugqibeleni ngoLwesihlanu! ", Uze ucinge ukuba:" Kakhulu? Ndonwabile kakhulu kuwe! "
Kuhle kakhulu.
4. Kususela kuyo nayiphi na ingoma enomdla okanye inkqubo yomsakazo malunga noLwesihlanu, ufuna ukukhala, kuba usebenza.
Uyazi, ndingathanda kwakhona ukuphuma ngoLwesihlanu kunye nawe, kodwa ndisebenza!
5. Ukutya, kukulungele ukuba uhambe malunga neeyure ezimbini. Ngoko iivenkile zeeyure ezingamashumi amabini anine ziphela kuwe.
6. Ezi zikhwama ezithandekayo phantsi kwamehlo!
7. Ngaba awuyiqondi isizathu sokuba kungenakwenzeka ukusela iyure ngo-9 ekuseni? Uphela emva kokutshintshwa.
8. Awunakuze uthethe ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba yiyiphi imini yeveki namhlanje.
Yenza loo nto.
9. NgoMgqibelo ebusuku emcimbini, awuyikuxhaswa ngokubanzi, kuba unokutshintsha kwaye ufune ukulala.
Khangela, ngaphambi kokuba ufunde ekuqaleni ukushiya amaqela.
10. Okanye awunamnandi kwaye ungahlali nomntu wonke, kuba sele baya kusebenza.
Andifuni ukuhamba.
11. Okanye awubonakali kwi-party yaseMgqibelo ebusuku, ngenxa yokuba sele usele emsebenzini.
Liliphi imini?
12. Ngaba uneshedyuli yokutya. Kutheni ungadli isidlo sesithoba ngobusuku?
Ewe, ndingathanda ukuyalela i-pizza.
13. Kwasithoba ke kusasa ixesha elide lokutya.
14. Kwaye i-snack ngokubanzi, naliphi na ixesha elifanelekileyo.
Ukuba andiyidli, ndiba nomsindo kakhulu.
15. Yaye ingoma ethi "ukusuka ku-9 kuya ku-5" ibonakala ikuhlekisa wena.
16. Ngoko ke ujonga njalo xa umnwendwe unqwenela ukuhamba ngeveki evelele, kwaye usebenza ngeveki.
17. Yaye onke amahlaya kunye nezimo ezihlekisayo emsebenzini zenzeke ngqo kwi-shift yakho. Ngoko ke, xa ufika emsebenzini, awuqondi ukuba kutheni wonke umntu ehleka.
"Hayi, bekumele kungekho kwindawo yakho."
18. Wonke umntu ulahlekelwa ngamaqela onke, kuba ngokuqhelekileyo akushiya "ukukhusela iinqaba", ngelixa bonke abantu behlekisa.
Ingaba ilapha ukuba ndinokusebenza kunye nokusela ngexesha elinye?
19. Uhlala uphoswa yonke imibhiyozo yentsapho ngenxa yomsebenzi.
20. Uziva unxunguphalo xa ugogo wakho ukhubekile ukuba ufike emva kwexesha lokudla ukudla ngenxa yomsebenzi.
21. Nangona umama ebhala kwi-intanethi ye-intanethi imeko "yintsapho yonke ekuqokeleleni" phantsi komfanekiso oqhelekileyo ukususela kwimibhiyozo yentsapho, apho ungazange ukhona khona, ucaphukile.
Mama, ndiyaxolisa, andizange ndifune ukukudumaza.
22. Uhlala ujonga i-Instagram kunye namanye amanxibelelwano oluntu ukuze wazi indlela abahlobo bakho abazonwabisa ngayo xa usebenza.
23. Umthumeli oyilethe ipakethe ibheka kuwe ngokuphazamiseka xa ekubona kwiipajamas zakhe kwaye elala ngehora lesine ntambama.
24. Awunakuze ubone isiqingatha sakho sesibini siphakamise.
25. Xa abantu abasondeleyo bekhalaza malunga nokuba bakhathele kangakanani emva kosuku olunzima, ucinga ukuba, "Mfana, ndisezinyaweni zam ukususela emithathu ekuseni!"
26. Ngamanye amaxesha kubonakala kuwe ukuba uhlala kwindalo yonke, ehlala ngabanye oogqirha kunye neentatheli zeendaba.
27. Xa ubona abafundi bezulazula kwi-pajama yabo ibhulukwe kwi-coffee shop esiseduze nekhofi, ingcamango ifika engqondweni: "Bantwana, awukwazi nokuba yintoni ukukhathala kwangempela!"
28. Ngethuba lokuphumla kwexesha lesidlo okanye ixesha lokukhulula emsebenzini, uhlaziya rhoqo ukutya kwi-Twitter, Instagram kunye namanye amanxibelelwano asekuhlaleni, nangona uyazi ukuba akukho mntu ngaphandle komntu ohlala kwelinye ixesha lendawo okanye obhekene nokulala.
29. Ezi zeholide ezimnandi, xa kungekho mntu usebenzayo ... kakuhle, ngaphandle kwakho, kunjalo. Kufana ne-slap ebusweni!
Kufuneka uhlawule ishintsho kusengaphambili ukwenzela ukuba babe yiveki yakho.
30. Kwaye akukho mntu unokuqonda isizathu sokuba ungeke utshise "utshintsho" kunye neentshukumo emsebenzini ukuze ubambe umhla wokuzalwa okanye enye iholide. "Ewe, ngaba oku kunzima kangaka?"
Ewe! - Hayi!
31. Ukuvukela iyure kwiintsuku ezintathu, uzive ukhathele kakhulu, nangona bebuya ngehora leshumi ekuseni.
32. Uhlala ulala xa ihlabathi lonke livuya kwaye likhwankqisayo.
Bangaphi bakhala abantwana! Zingaphi iimoto! Abantu abaninzi kufuneka benze ukulungiswa endlwini! Kutheni wonke umntu athetha aze ameme? Kutheni ngoku ?? ??
33. Uhlala uvakalelwa kukuba usebenza ngaphezu kwabanye, kuba usebenza kuphela ekutshintsheni kwakho.
"Hayi, awuyi kutshintsha xa ndiphuma esidlweni? Ewe, ewe, ngokuqinisekileyo, ndifana! "
34. Ke wena ungumhlobo ongenakuze anike impendulo echanileyo malunga nawuphi na umcimbi okanye iholidi, kuba kuxhomekeke ngokupheleleyo kwishedyuli yomsebenzi wakho.
Kwaye unesizungu.