Abaninzi kwiminyaka yakutshanje benza umkhwa wokufuna iimpendulo kwimibandela evelayo kwi-Intanethi. Sinikela ngokuncinci kwaye sifunde izicelo eziqhelekileyo nezisisidenge.
Ngokuphindaphindiweyo, abantu basebenzisa i-intanethi ukuze bafumane ulwazi kwaye bajika kwiinjine zokukhangela ezi. Nsuku zonke abantu babuza imibuzo emininzi, kwaye ezinye zazo zingabhalwa ngeentlobo ezihlukeneyo: i-crazy, i-stupid, i-strange and so on. Siyabulela kwiingcebiso zokuphanda, sinokubona oko kukuthabatha abantu kunye nasentliziyweni yokuhleka nayo.
1. Nangona i-intanethi ingenako ukuguqula i-psychic, ngoko ke umbuzo ubonakala uyinqaba.
2. Zonke izicwangciso ezine kufuneka ziphawulwe.
3. Qiniseka ukuba ujonge oko kunikwe xa uphendula le sicelo, kuya kusebenza ngokufanelekileyo.
4. Xa uvuka kwaye ungaqondi apho ukhona.
5. Ngelishwa, uxhulumaniso lweselula alukahanjiswanga emva kokufa, kwaye akunakwenzeka ukuthetha ngezinto ezingapheliyo.
6. Xa ndifuna ukwazi ubuncinane ukuba yintoni iphupha lokwenza umdla.
Umbuzo onjalo kufuneka uceliwe kwisibuko: "Ukukhanya kwam, isibuko, sithi ..."
8. Abakhuseli bezilwanyana kufuneka baphendule kwezicelo.
9. Kukho abantu abanenkxalabo kuphela ekupheleni kwehlabathi, kodwa nangenxa ye-apocalypse ye-zombie.
10. Kubonakala ukuba, abantu abazigxekayo abafuna ukunciphisa umzimba, bafuna indlela yokuzibeka.
11. Isicelo sokuqala esivela kumntu obhekene ne-multiple sclerosis.
12. Iinjongo zokukhangela zilayishwe ngezicelo emva kweveki.
13. Ukuphelisa: I-Ryazan ngokwenene isixeko somlingo.
14. Kubukeka njengomsindo ovela emphefumlweni, kodwa i-Google ayiyazi kakuhle impendulo yalo mbuzo.
15. Uza kunqumla e-Australia, uhlele kuze kube sixhenxe ngokuhlwa.
16. Ukukhangisa ngokukhawuleza ukuheha abatyeleli abaninzi.
17. Kubonakala ukuba umntu unengxaki yokuthetha nabantu.
18. Isikhundla ngasinye sifanelwe ukunakwa, kodwa ukuba indlu yangasese idansa, kufuneka uhambe ugqirha.
19. Ukulondolozwa akusoloko kusesikweni.
20. Kuyathakazelisa indlela yokujonga ngokuhlula okanye ukushiya intloko?
Ama-robot amabhinqa asekhona.
22. Ndingathanda ukubona le ndoda!
23. Into ephambili kukuba uqiniseke ngoluvo lwakho, kwaye ubungqina bukwisibini.
24. Imfundo yombhalo kwizinga eliphezulu.
25. Isikhangeli esitsha kubafundi abanokwenene beencwadi.
26. Omnye umntu wayenxinekile ukutya okuqhelekileyo kwaye wayefuna ukutshatyalaliswa.
27. Singaxela ukuba ezi zicelo zibhaliwe ngumntu ofanayo.
28. Izibalo, ezichaphazelekayo kuluntu lwangoku.
29. Kulungile ukuba kuphela ukuqhelaniswa kwe-satellites, kungekhona indawo yoMhlaba.
30. Le nto ibuzwa ngokucacileyo ngabafundi bezobugcisa okanye abaqulunqi phambi kovavanyo oluzayo.
31. Ungayifumana njani le nto mibini kwisicelo esinye?
32. Qaphela! Isongelo esinokuthi sisondele.
33. Ngoko kwakukho isibini esihle.