Ngoko ke sithetha ntoni xa sithetha ngeengxaki "kwikota yobomi".
1. Uphupha ukwenza into enzulu kunye neenwele zakho ukuvuselela umfanekiso.
2. Okanye into engapheliyo ...
3. Ufumana ingxaki embi xa ufumanisa ukuba enye yeenkwenkwezi incinci kunawe.
Mncinane kunani.
4. Amaqela asele ayamnandi, kodwa angakhumbuki kangako kunaphambili. Oku kubangela ukungqubuzana kuwe.
5. kwaye uyazibuza ukuba ungathanda ukuchitha njani iinyanga ekhaya ngoku.
6. Ngethuba lokuqala ebomini bakho, uqala ukucinga: "Ngaba ndingumdala kakhulu ukuba ndingagqoke oku?"
7. Uguqula phakathi komnqweno wokuzinyamekela kunye nomnqweno wokunandipha iintsuku ezisele zobutsha bakho.
8. Uyanciphisa isangqa sabahlobo kwaye uqala ukuqonda ukuba abo bahlala kunye nawe nabo bafuna ngokwenene.
9. Unomsebenzi onzulu malunga nokwenza imali kwi-akhawunti yakho iholide yamaphupha akho, ukuze "uzitholele" (nantoni na ithetha).
10. Awukwazi kakuhle ukuba yintoni isikhwama somhlalaphantsi, kwaye kuba yinkinga.
11. Ukwenza imisebenzi eyabelwe yona kubangela iimvakalelo ezingavamile.
12. Ulungele ukwesaba ukuba.
Uloyiko.
13. Ngokukhawuleza, uqala ukunandipha inkampani yabazali. Ewe, kunjalo, ukwesaba kakhulu oku.
14. Ungomnye wamaqela amabini: abantu abalindele ngokulangazelela abantwana, kunye nabantu abanoyikiyo ngcamango yabo.
15. Kwimeko nayiphi na into, ekhanda lakho uhlala unemibuzo: "Nendawo yakho ebomini?"
16. Uhlala ucingisisa ngokusinda kubantu, uhlala kwindawo engaziwayo yehlabathi kwaye udla oko umhlaba upha.
17. Uyazigweba, uzikholise ukuba unokuba nobutyebi kunye nodumo xa unethuba (nangona kukho ukungabikho kweetalente ezizodwa).
Ndiyathanda ukulala.
18. Ukhangele kwisichazamazwi se-slang yolutsha ukuqinisekisa ukuba uyazi intsingiselo yegama elitsha.
Hello fellas!
19. Iinkwenkwezi ezininzi kunye neenkwenkwezi awukwazi.
Abantu, ungubani?
20. Iinjongo zakho kunye nokwaneliseka zihlala zilwa kunye. Ngaba unokuthatha inxaxheba kwimarathon ukuze ubukele umboniso ozithandayo?
Kuqhelekile ukuba ubukele iTV yonke imini.
21. Ngaba ufumana ukutya okunempilo ... ngenxa yokwesaba?
Yidla, yidle!