Kulula kakhulu, de ube nezingane ...
1. Gcina umntwana kwi-leash.
Akukho ndlela! Awusoze wakwenza oku, nangona umntwana engakwazi ukuhlala ehleli, ukuba uhlala efuna into okanye eyoyika i-pandemonium kwi-horror. Akunjalo!
2. Ukukhalaza ngokukhathala.
"Thixo, ndifuna ukulala!"
Ewe, abazali basoloko bethetha ukuba bakhathele kangakanani. Awuyi kwenza loo nto. Kodwa, xa ulala nje iiyure ezimbalwa ngosuku ngeenyanga ezintandathu, uya kuqonda ukuba yintoni ukukhathala kwangempela.
3. Ukufumana ubunzima obukhulu.
Ngokungafani namanye amamala, uyavuka kusasa (xa uvuka ubusuku bonke iiyure ezimbini) uze uye kwindawo yokuzivocavoca. Yenziwe kakuhle. Ayikwazi ukulinda ukuyibona!
4. Ixesha elide.
"Ewe, sele ndisemotweni, ndiza kuba emizuzu emi-5"
Xa unabantwana, uyaqaphela ukuba abanye abakhathalele ukuba ukhangele isiqingatha seyure esinye sesicathulo kwaye ngoku uzama ukuphazamisa intsapho yonke kwimoto. Wonke umntu uyakhathalela kuphela ukuba uya kuba ngexesha. Ngokuqinisekileyo uya kuba, kutheni kungakufanelekanga kuwe!
5. Vumela abantwana bachithe ixesha elide kwiTV
Njengabazali abalungileyo, uza kudlala nomntwana ekuphuhliseni imidlalo, uhanjelwe kumyuziyam kwaye ufundise ukuba baqaphele izichazi ze-Andalusi kunye nezesiCatalan zeSpeyin, kwaye i-TV iya kugutywa ngothuli oluninzi ngenxa yokusetyenziswa okungaqhelekanga. Okumangalisayo. Gcina, abazali bazayo!
6. Vumela abantwana ukuba basebenzise i-iPad okanye i-iPhone.
Akunjalo xa umntwana, ebona abahlobo bakhe nge-iPad, wathi: "Utata, ndivuyiswa kukuba asizinalo. Bavala kuphela ingqondo yethu! "
7. Flyza nabo kwiindiza, ngelixa zisencinane.
Akukho nto ebi ngaphezu komntwana okhalayo kwi-moya. Kwaye awuyi kuhamba kunye nomntwana wakho de ube neminyaka emi-4 okanye emihlanu ubudala. Kuhlala nje ithemba lokuba umkhulu wakho oneminyaka engama-91 ubudala waseTver akayi kukhangela ngokukhawuleza ukuba ashiye eli hlabathi.
8. Yandisa iifoto zabantwana babo kwiintanethi zentlalo.
Abanye bazalise iifayile zeendaba kunye neefoto zokutya nabantwana, kodwa kungekhona wena! Ndiyakholwa kuwe!
9. Yeka ukuphuma kunye nabahlobo.
"Ndikulungele iphathi!"
Abazali abaye balahla abahlobo babo ngenxa yabantwana banomsindo! Awukwenza oku. Uya kusela ibhola ye-Red Bull kwi-gulp uze ubuze umntu ukuba ahlale nomntwana. Ukuba, ngokuqinisekileyo, umntu unako.
10. Bredak endlwini.
Ngoku unelisekile ngomyalelo opheleleyo kwindlu yakho. Nangemva kokuba usuku olude nolunzima lugijima emva koonyana, ngokuqinisekileyo uza kuchitha iiyure ezimbalwa ngaphambi kokulala ukucoca. Yiyiphi imfundiso!
11. Lala emva kobomi bwanamhlanje.
"Ngaba abatsha abantu basoloko bethetha igama elithi" lipholile "?"
Ngoku unamahloni xa abazali bakho bengakwazi ukukhumbula amagama abo bonke odadewabo iKardashian! Kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo kufuneka uthathe ixesha lokukhangela i-intanethi. Kuchanekile emva kokucoca! Ixesha lakho lokulala liya kuhamba ubusuku obu-3, kodwa kuyafaneleka! Khawukhumbule, musa ukukhononda ngokukhathala.
12. KUNYE I-TOO STRICT.
Abazali banqongqo kunye nabantwana, kodwa akusiyo. Uya kumkhuthaza umntwana ukuba acinge ngokucokisekileyo. Ngokomzekelo, ukuba umntwana wakho unelungelo lokuhlambalaza ngenxa yokuba ufuna amaqabunga amnandi, uya kumchazela ukuba i-flakes iyingozi kwaye iya kuba luncedo ngakumbi xa uthengela ibhanti esikhundleni sabo.
13. Vumela ukuba abantwana bakho babe ngabomnxeba kuluntu.
Kuwe akuyi kwenzeka. Xa umntwana wakho eqala ukugubungela phantsi emanqeni, uya kuhlawula kuye ingqungquthela yelo logic!
14. Vumela abantwana ukuba badle ukutya okungenamsoco.
Umntwana wakho uya kuncedisa imifuno! Yaye akukho mifuno, ebhakawa ngeeshizi, kodwa ngokuthe ngqo. Ukutya kwakho kwansuku zonke kuya kuba yintlobo yeemveliso, kodwa yendalo kunye nekhaya. Kunomdla ukubona ukuba kusebenza njani kuwe.
15. Ukuhamba nomntwana kwii-kafesi kunye neevenkile.
Ngokungafani nabazali abagulayo abaphoqa abanye abantu ukuba bavelele ukukrokra kwabantwana kwiivenkile, uya kuhlala uvumelana nezihlobo zakho rhoqo xa ufuna ukuphuma kwindawo ethile. Ngokukrakra? Ngaba ucinga ukuba izalamane ziyakwazi ukuhlala kunye nomntwana rhoqo, xa ufuna?
16. Vumela intsapho ibe nomthelela emsebenzini.
Yaye ukuba ukhathele kangangokuba awusekho amandla okusebenza, kwaye akunakwenzeka ukugqiba into ebusuku? Ewe, uvila!
17. Ukuqhawula kwiseshoni yosuku.
Kwaye awucaswanga ngabazali abasoloko behamba kusasa, kuba abantwana babo bafanele belele ekulala kwishedyuli? Uya kuhlala elinye ihora, kwaye ngomso umntwana wakho uya kuhamba elele kwaye ekhathele yonke imini.
18. Shiya indlu ngeebhulukwe zezemidlalo.
Akunandaba, nokuba ngaba ufuna kuphela ukuthatha umntwana wakho kwi-kindergarten ngo-7 ekuseni, uya kuhlala ukhangeleka "ngenaliti".