Iingubo ezipinki, indlu kunye nomshini wokubhala, izicathulo ezipinki, isikhwamkhana, inja ... Hayi, kungekhona i-blondes enetyala, yintoni epholile!
1. Okokuqala, wonke umntu ucinga ukuba uyisicwenge.
Ngoko ukuba uvela e-Afrika, kutheni umhlophe?
2. ... okanye ngaphandle.
Umdlalo kuphela owenzayo ukuthenga. Yeyiphi imidlalo? Ukuhamba, kunjalo! Ewe, kwaye isebenza, xa izaphulelo kunye nokuthengisa ...
3. ... okanye i-slutty.
Ngoko undishiya kuba ndinguye ... blond?!
4. ... okanye umlenze.
Undibiza ngokuba nguPrince Peris okanye nje ngedaka.
5. Naluphi na u-blonde uyazi ukuba yonke iminithi elangeni ngaphandle kwekhanda lekhanda liyakwenza ibe yi-blonde-albino.
6. Enye ingxaki ingcambu. Kufuneka bahlale bezityhiliwe.
- Yintoni? Kwakhona?
"Hayi kwakhona, kodwa kwakhona!"
7. Ipeyinti iyabiza namhlanje.
Yintoni?
8. I-ammonia ibuhlungu njengoko iyanca.
UYehu ...
9. Xa uphendulela i-melirovanii kukho umngcipheko wokuba njenge-zebra.
10. Ukuchitha iiyure ukwenzela ukuba wenze iinki.
11. Ngaphandle kwe-mascara ye-eyelashes ngokungenjalo.
12. Ubomvu obomvu bubukeka buvusa.
13. I-eyeliner emnyama ibangela ukuba bajonge njengeentombazana ezilungele.
14. Kufuneka uqaphele xa ukhetha umbala omhlophe kwi-wardrobe.
... ukuba ungabonakali umbala.
15. ... kunye nopinki.
Sihle kakhulu.
... ukuba angabonakali njengoBarbie.
16. Ingxaki engapheliyo - ukuphela kwemida!
17. Izinwele ezimhlophe zigcotyiweyo ngokukhawuleza kuneenwele zanoma yimuphi umbala. Ulwahlulo!
18. Inani elikhulu le-shampoo eyomileyo yenza i-blondes ibonakale njengegreyni.
19. Ichlor isitha!
Ngaphandle kokuba uhlamba iinwele zakho ngokukhawuleza emva kokuhlamba, kungenjalo kuya kuba luhlaza.
20. Ukuba i-blondes idlala iinwele zazo kunoma yimuphi umbala, zikhangeleka zibala.
21. Kodwa ngakumbi kunabo bonke, imihla ngemihla "baphulukana" neenwele zabo, njengokwenza i-golden retrievers ichithe.
Kodwa ke i-blondes iyakuthandeka!