Amaqela angama-25 awonayo kakhulu kwihlabathi

Iikati azihlambululi emva kwazo, aziyi kuhlawulela indlu, kwaye akucaci ngokupheleleyo nokuba sithande kakhulu. Kutheni sifuna?

1. Umhlali ongahlaliyo

Iimpawu zobume: ukuvumba kokutya kwekati emlonyeni; Uvukile ubusuku bonke; ukungabi nhlonipho kwendawo.

Yintoni ongayenza xa udibana naye: xelele ngokucacileyo ukuba uya kulahlwa ngakumbi ukukhwabanisa kwasekuseni kobuso bakho emva kokuba ufumane indebe yekhofi.

2. Ukungabi namandla

Iinkalo zobunjani: i- narcissism, inkohlakalo yansuku zonke, intlalo.

Yintoni ongayenza xa udibana naye: xelele ngokucacileyo ukuba ikhole yakho iyisistim sokukhusela, kungeyiyo indlela.

3. I-Ugrjumi

Iinkalo zobungqina: akanandaba nayo yonke into, akenzi nto yonke imini, elala ngokusemthethweni ebusweni bakho.

Yintoni enokuyenza xa udibana naye: qiniseka ukuba kukho into yokufunda etafileni lakho lokulala, kuba akukho nhlobo indlela yokubalekela kwikati elinjalo.

4. Inkani

Impawu zobomi: ucinga ukuba uphezulu kunani, wenqaba ukuphulaphula izimvo zakho ezingenakukwazi.

Yintoni enokuyenza xa udibana naye: zama ukujonga izinto ukusuka kwindawo yakhe.

5. Umxhaphazi

Iinkalo zobomi: ukuziphatha okubi, ukuphazamiseka ngokukhawuleza.

Yintoni enokuyenza xa udibana nayo: iphepha elincinciweyo leyasese liyimpembelelo enkulu yepapier-mâché.

6. Snob

Iinkalo zobomi: Vula impumlo yakho kwizinto zonke ozithethayo okanye ozenzayo.

Yintoni enokuyenza xa udibana naye: zama ukuhlakulela intle ngcamango kwaye ucinge ngendlela ongayicaphukisi ngayo ngezenzo zabo.

7. IDrunkard

Impawu zobuninzi: ukusetyenziswa kakubi kwezidlo ezidliwayo kweekati; ungashiyi usihlalo wakho.

Yintoni enokuyenza xa udibana naye: zifumane indawo ekhululekile phantsi.

8. Iihobe

Iinkalo zobume: ukubonakalisa esidlangalaleni iimvakalelo, ukuvuma okuthandekayo nothando, intetho yokuvakalelwa, ukunyamezela rhoqo.

Yintoni enokuyenza xa udibana naye: xelela iikati zakho ezifuna igumbi elilodwa, apho kufuneka zihlawule ngexesha zilapho.

9. Buhlungu

Iinkalo zobungqina: ukungabi nantliziyo, ukuxhatshazwa kwabuthathaka.

Yintoni enokuyenza xa udibana naye: yenza kanye njengoko uthethayo, uze uzame ukuhlazeka naye.

10 intsha

Iimpawu zobuntu: zizondayo yonke into oyithandayo, kwaye ngokufanayo.

Yintoni enokuyenza xa udibana naye: linda de ade akhuphe aze aphume ekhaya, aze ambuze isizathu sokuba engabibizi okanye abhale.

11. Ama-Assholes

Iinkalo zobunzima: ukulwa, ukukrazula, ukucaciswa rhoqo kobudlelwane.

Yintoni ongayenza xa udibana naye: zikhumbuze ukuba iikati azinikwe amandla okulungisa iingxabano, kwaye uzive unetyala lokugweba.

12. I-Conservative

Iinkalo zobunjani: inkani, ukungathandi ukuzama into entsha.

Yintoni enokuyenza xa udibana naye: usongela ukuhamba ngaphandle kwakhe.

13. Umculi

Iinkalo zobuntu: inkolelo engapheliyo yokuba ukusebenza kwakhe kubaluleke kakhulu.

Yintoni ongayenza xa udibana naye: yiza ngesizathu esivakalayo sokuba ungakwazi ukuya entetho yakhe.

14. Lazheboque

Iinkalo zobungqina: Ukuxhomekeka kweTV, ubuqili bezinga le-Olimpiki.

Yintoni ongayenza xa udibana naye: hlala phantsi embhedeni uze uxolelane nelokuba ubusuku bonke ngoku uya kuchitha ekhaya.

15. Indlovukazi yeDrama

Iimpawu zobunzima: ukuphendula ngokumangalisayo kwinto yonke.

Yintoni ongayenza xa udibana naye: Valium.

16. I-Crimson

Iinkalo zobume: i- vypendrezh rhoqo.

Yintoni enokuyenza xa udibana naye: yenza ngathi unphantsi kwengcamango.

17. Khetha

Iimpawu zobuninzi : i- finicky engenakulinganiswa.

Yintoni ongayenza xa udibana naye: bhalisela iikhosi ekuphekeni kwekati yokutya.

18. Isityebi

Iimpawu zobume: izilutha ezibi kakhulu, ukugwetywa rhoqo.

Yintoni ongayenza xa udibana naye: qiniseka ukuba kukho ityuwa yokunethezeka yokunethezeka kwindawo yokuhlambela.

19. IHermit

Impawu zobuncwane: ukufihla, ukukhangela.

Yintoni enokuyenza xa udibana naye: ngokukhawuleza ushiye ikamelo.

20. Iparanoid

Iimpawu zobunjani: ibona ukuba uyayikrokra kakhulu into oyenzayo.

Yintoni ongayenza xa udibana naye: zithengele wena (kunye naye) ikhefu entsha yesikhombi.

21. Idiot

Iinkalo zobomi: zihlala zifana nesidenge.

Yintoni enokuyenza xa udibana naye: fumana ikhamera yevidiyo.

22. Ehamba emafini

Iinkalo zobungqina: ukulibala, ukukhangela kwizinto ezingenamsebenzi.

Yintoni enokuyenza xa udibana naye: uthetha ngokukhawuleza, ngokucacileyo kunye namaxesha amaninzi.

23. iAnarchist

Iinkalo zobuntu: ukugqiba ukungahoywa imigaqo okanye ukuphulwa komyalelo woluntu.

Yintoni ongayenza xa udibana naye: qiniseka ukuba i-inshorensi yakho ihlawulwa.

24. Umceli

Iinkalo zobomi: ukutya okuphakade kunye nokuncenga.

Yintoni ongayenza xa udibana naye: vele ulahle.

25. Ukukrokra

Iimpawu zobume: ufumana iimpazamo kuyo yonke into oyenzayo.

Yintoni ongayenza xa udibana naye: udonsa intloko yakhe, umomotheka, uxolise kwaye uthembisa ukwenza ngcono ngokuzayo.