Into engcono kakhulu endiyenzayo yocinezela "iqhosha" le-alarm clock. "
1. Ukuvuka ekuseni kusona luvavanyo olunzima kakhulu kwihlabathi.
"Akunakwenzeka ukuphuma kule bhedlele!"
2. Uvuke, kwaye sele usacinga malunga nokuba ungayithatha nini ixesha losuku.
Into egcina ndivuke ingcinga yokuba kungekudala ndiya kukwazi ukulala kwakhona. "
3. I-caffeine ayifaki amandla, kodwa ayivumeli ukuba ilele.
"Akukho ikhofi inceda!"
4. Ulala phantsi ngqo embhedeni, ngenxa yokuba ukhathele kangangokuthi awukwazi ukukhahlela embhedeni.
"Andinalo amandla. Akukho mandla nje. "
5. Unetalente encinane ukuba ulale apho.
"Akunakukhathazeka nonke apha, kodwa ndilala apha naphakade."
6. Ulala ngeeyure ezisibhozo, kwaye kusasa uziva uphukile kwaye ungeke usebenze.
"Kwenzeka njani oku?"
7. Iwashi ye-alarm - isitha esibi kakhulu.
"Ndiyayithiya ubukho bakho!"
8. Cinezela inkinobho "yokukhawuleza" ubuncinane ubuncinane kwezihlandlo ezilishumi ekuseni.
"Ukunyamezela iqhosha lenzeke ngokungazi, oku kuphendulwa kwemvelo kwendalo!"
9. Isibetho sakho sithi: "Ngoku, ndiya kubeka imizuzu embalwa".
"Kwaye ngaphantsi kwemizuzu embalwa kuthethwa ngonaphakade."
10. Uze uzithembele ukuba uya kulala ekuqaleni, kodwa awusayi kubambezela isithembiso sakho.
"Kutheni ndikwenza oku akunakuqondakala."
11. Uceba ukuvuka kusasa uze wenze yonke imisebenzi, kodwa oku, ngokucacileyo, akuthethi ukuba kwenzeke.
"Ngoku ndiya kuvuka, yenza umsebenzi wam ekhaya, usebenzise, uhlambe ... okanye ulale nje."
12. Ngamanye amaxesha ufumana ukhathala kangangokuthi ulahlekelwa ngumlomo wakho xa ufuna ukusela.
"Ndidiniwe kukuba andinandaba."
13. Ukubukela iifilimu yithuba elihle lokulala.
"Andikwazi ukuba yonke into iphelile apho. Ewe, kulungile, kodwa ndalala ngokwaneleyo! "
14. Ngenkcazelo yakho, isitya asilungiselelwe ukuhlamba, kodwa ukucima ngokupheleleyo kwaye ukhulule.
"Yintoni endiyenzayo apha ngeyure?"
15. Esikhundleni sokuya kwindawo ethile ngeveki, ulala.
"Ukulala embhedeni ngamehlo akho kuvaliwe kakhulu kuneminye imisebenzi."
16. Ibhedi ngumhlobo wakho omhle.
"Ngaphambi kwengubo epholileyo kunye nomlotha, akunakwenzeka ukumelana!"
17. Kutheni sifuna ukuzivocavoca umzimba, xa ubukho kule planethi - ngokwayo sele buyimisebenzi esichukumisayo?
"Ukuze uhlale ukhululekile, kufuneka wenze umgudu omkhulu!"