Abaphathi be-retouching kunye nokuguqula iifoto bahlala bekhuphisana njalo, basebenzise bonke ulwazi lwabo nezakhono kumzabalazo wendawo yokuqala ekudaleni umfanekiso ongcono kunye nomhle. "Kutheni?" Ucela?
Omnye okhuphisana ngokufihlakeleyo ngenxa yomdla, umntu ulandela iinjongo zobugovu, kunye nomntu-ngenxa nje yokuhleka kwabanye. Ngokukodwa kuwe, siye salungiselela ukhetho lwezithombe ezihlekisayo, ezenziwe kwi-Photoshop ngabenzi bezakhono. Yiyiphi into engcono - zixabise.
1. Ngendlela kaDonald Trump, akukho namnye unokusela amanzi. Kuthiwani ukuba, ngoko, uthabatha amandla, njengomtywarensi waseHarry Potter?
2. U-Edward Munch wazixabisa ngokucacileyo uhlobo olutsha lomzobo wakhe.
3. Ngaba uke wambona inambuzane? Ulibale indlela abukeka ngayo! Nantsi umfanekiso wakhe omtsha.
4. Ndixolele, bahlobo, kodwa apha le ntaka ayizange ibhabhise ngethuba? Andiyikufumana!
5. Le SpartAAA !! Hmm, hlonipha. Le AmericaAAA!
6. Wow, wena, e-yam! Washiya okwesibini. Ilanga lalapho. Iintaka zacula. Mamaaa!
7. Ukuba ifilimu eyaziwayo "iTitanic" ibhalwe ngu-koshatnitsa wesetyhini.
8. "Ngaba ubonile imilenze? Ewe, ndijikeleza iisetyhula imizuzu engama-30 ngosuku. Omnye ukutya okufanelekileyo kunye nokuqeqeshwa kwe-cardio. "
9. Cha, kakuhle, yintoni. Nantoni na ikhona. Iphupha liyakwenzeka nanini na.
10. "Kutyiswa njani ngaba bafana. Ayiyonto yokuphumla. Ndiya kuphelisa nini umhlalaphantsi? "
11. UStephen King uya kuxabisa le ndlela yokulungiswa kwincwadi ethi "It."
12. UNicolas Cage wayeyiphutha kwisebe kwivenkile. Konke okufanayo no ..?
13. "Thetha, yedwa kwintsimi ayiyindoda?"
14. "UGeorgik, wayidla kusasa? Khangela amehlo akho xa ukhulukazi ekhuluma nawe! ยป.
15. Ukuze ndibe neqhwa, oko kum kushushu, xa inja endiyintandokazi indi.
16. Abahlobo bayaziwa enkingeni, kunene?
17. Ngaba ucinga ukuba uKim Jong-un utyhafa umhlaba ngeentlokliya zenyukliya? Unesixhobo "esibi kakhulu.
18. UDarth Vader akasekho efanayo.
19. "Omncinane, ngubani owakucaphukisa?" Bonisa uyihlo ngomnwe! Siza kuthetha naye. "
20. Ibhinqa lihamba ne-Donald Trump. Enyanisweni, mnandi?