Ukuba kukho umda weminyaka eyi-10 phakathi kwakho nabazalwana bakho noodade, ke kuwe, njengomnye umntu, ezi ziimeko ziya kuba nzima.
1. Mhlawumbi ukothuka ukuba ufunde ukuba kwiinyanga ezili-9 uza kuba nomntakwabo okanye udade omncinci.
Njani? Kutheni?
2. Uphonswa ekutshweni komnye ucinga ukuba ngoku awuyena yedwa umntwana kwintsapho.
3. Uze ukhumbule ngokucacileyo umhla oqale uwathatha ngalo.
4. Kususela ngaloo mini, uhlale uziva unomona kwaye ungenakuqonda ngokucacileyo ukuba kutheni wonke umntu ehle.
Ndiyintloni.
5. Kodwa ke waqaphela indlela ezi ntlekisa ngayo ezi ntwana.
6. Uhlolisise ngaphezu kweetekisi ezili-12.
7. ... kwaye phakathi kwabo omnye wayeqiniseke ukuba ufumene enye into owajonga kuyo.
8. Ngokunyamezela okukhulu umntakwenu okanye udade wakho ufuna ukubonisa yonke imiboniselo yakho yeTV.
Umele ubukele i-Buffy i-Vampire Slayer.
9. Yaye xa ekhula, wazi ukuba kufuneka umnike iqoqo lakho le-movie.
10. Zivale njengendoda endala kule mizuzu xa udibana nabahlobo bodade wakho omncinane okanye umzalwana.
Unjani, bafana?
11. Kwaye, kungakhathaliseki ukuba uzama nzima kangakanani, kunzima ukuba uqonde iimfuno zabo.
Darling, yintoni le nto? Kwenzekani? Yintoni eyenzekayo?
12. Xa bafezekisa into ethile, uyaziqhenyisa kunanini ngaphambili.
13. Udla ukunika iingcebiso. Kuvele kubonakala kuwe ukuba, ekubeni ungoyena mdala, unobulumko obumangalisayo.
Ngenye imini uya kuba yinto emangalisayo.
14. Unomhawu, xa abatsha basengabantwana abangenasiphako, kwaye kufuneka ujongane nehlabathi langempela.
Akulungele.
15. Nangona kukho umda omkhulu phakathi kwakho, usoloko uphazamisana.
Fuck off!
16. Kodwa, ukuba umntu enqabile ukucaphukisa omncinci wakho, ngoko awuzivumeli.
Oo, isihogo, hayi.