Ngaba ufuna ukunika umntwana wakho imicimbi engcono kakhulu yobuntwana? Emva koko uphefumlelwe.
Wonke umzali uxelela iyure ngezikhathi ezithile. Ewe, kuthekani ukuba ngenxa yobudala bentwana abahlali bekulungele ukuqonda ulwazi oluthile, kunye nento ayifuni ukuba bayifunde nhlobo. Ewe, kwaye ngubani omnye owonzakele ngokholo kwiSanta Claus okanye ngeNyoka yezinyo, ukuba ngenxa yoko, abantwana babenolwazi, baphefumlelwe kwaye kubaluleke kakhulu - izipho ezininzi!
Kodwa gcinani engqondweni ukuba ukuxoxeka kwakhona kufanele kube ngokwemodare, kuba ukuba umcuphi omncinci uya kukugweba ngezixhobo eziqhelekileyo, udumo lwakho luya kugxininiswa kanye kunye nangona ... Nangona sifumane iindaba ezimnandi ezincinci ezinokuthi abazali "bamkhohlisile" umntwana wabo, kodwa emva koko banokukhumbula okulungileyo kakhulu ebuntwaneni babo!
1. "Ndandisoloko ndithandwa yi-cosmos. Kwaye xa ndiselula kakhulu, utata wamthabatha, kwaye ngokukhawuleza xa kukhanya, wathwala umtshini. Xa sasiya kulala, wabonisa efestile ukuba wayilungile inyanga. Iminyaka embalwa edlulileyo wafa, kodwa ngobusuku bonke xa ndibona inyanga esibhakabhakeni, ndiyakhumbula ngaye ... "
2. "Umama ungumchwephesha wobuchopho! Yonke ebuntwaneni bam washiya iesekese ekufikeleleni kokukhululeka kwaye wayedla ukuba adle isibini. Kodwa imifuno ifihla ngamabomu phambi kwam, ithi le yonyango ekhethekileyo kwaye inokudliwa kuphela ekudleni kwaye emva kweziganeko ezizodwa. Yaye ya sebenza! Xa ndandineminyaka emithandathu, ngomhla wam wokuzalwa esikhundleni sekhekhe ndacela ukuba ndipheke isitya se-Brussels ehluma! "
3. "Njengomntwana, ndathetha kakhulu. Ngokuqhelekileyo, andizange ndisindiswe kum, kwaye ngandlela-thile ndijamelane nokusilela kwam, abazali bam bandixelele ukuba ngenyanga inikwe umntu kuphela ngamawaka ayi-10,000. Kwaye kunjalo! Igama elilandelayo, akakwazi nje ukuthetha ngokwenyama! Kwaye ngaloo mizuzu xa ndathetha ngokukhethekileyo, utata wayethi: "Qaphela, uphawu lwakho luye lwadlulela i-9,000. Umele ucinge ngalo." Ngaba ucinga ukuba akuncedi? "
4. "Utata wam wathi ukuba ndiyinyamekele ilitye elingavamile elinokukhula, kwaye ukunyamezela kwam kunelisekile kwaze kwaba mzuzu xa ukukhula kwawo kuyeka, ngoko uya kuthenga inja. Yaye uyazi, imihla yonke ndiyisela kwaye ndiyihlambe, kwaye xa ndaya esikolweni, utata wayekhangela ikopi echanekileyo yale litye, nje kuphela, kwaye uyifake endaweni yakhe ... "
5. "Mina kunye nomntakwabo andithandi ukuhlamba. Kwaye abazali baqala ukusitshela ukuba sinomnye umzalwana owayengathandi ukuhlamba waza waphenduka ... IMISEBENZI! Ngaphezu koko, babedlulisa isithombe sakhe kwi-albhamu yasekhaya! "
6. "Umculo weorori wawudla ngokugqithisa kwisitalato, apho ice cream yayithengiswa khona. Kodwa abazali bam bathi ukuba umculo uzwakala, kuthetha ukuba ... i-ice cream isiphelile! "
7. "Intombazana yethu yenqabile ukutya iintlanzi, kwaye ngandlela-thile simfundisa kwesi sidlo esiluncedo, safika ngcamango yokuyibiza ngokuthi" inkukhu yaseArginia. " Kodwa ayizange ihlale ixesha elide-wam ugogo wafika wachitha yonke into ... "
8. "Xa ndiseyingane, uTata wandixelela ukuba amathoyizi akhula phantsi kwekhula edieni. Kwaye ukuba ndibaxabise bonke, ngoko, ekugqibeleni, omnye uya kuphuma kum. Kwaye uyazi, ndikholelwa kuyo ixesha elide ...! "
9. "Xa sasihamba noGadaladi emgwaqweni omkhulu, wandixelela ukuba indlela ekhawulezayo yokukwazi inani leenkomo entsimini kukuba libale imilenze kwaye lihlukane ngo-4. Kodwa ukhulu wayebe ngukosi yokuphanga!"
10. "Njengomntwana, upapa wathi wayifake kakuhle iipatches kwiDalmatians, ukuba emva kwakhe bazinikeze amachashaza ekubhenkeleni amabhinqa. Kwaye uyazi, ndamkholwa ngandlela-thile ... "
11. "Ndivile ibali elincinci kakhulu njengengane esitolo. Emva koko inkwenkwe yommelwane yayivunyelwe ngokuthe ngqo ukuba ifike kwiikonkco. Ngokweye, ezi zi ... zithwala amaqanda! "
12. "Umama uvale umnyango kuthi kwaye wasicela ukuba singawuvuli, njengoko ekhona ngaphandle komnyango uncedisa uPapa ukuba afake umfanekiso, kwaye sinokumxabela. Yibani, ubuninzi bobusuku besima phantsi kweengcango ... "
13. "Uba utata omkhulu wekhofi. Ngokuqhelekileyo uyasela iikomityi ezintathu ngosuku, kodwa ndiqinisekile ukuba ndinokuyiphuza okokuqala kuphela kwi-16. Ngaphandle koko, kuvunyelwe ngumthetho. Kwaye ngo-16, xa ndaqala ukucela ikhofi e-Starbucks, ndandisoloko ndikhathazeka kukuba ndiza kubanjwa! "
14. "Xa ndisemncinci, ndikholelwa ukuthetha kukababa ukuba i-TV iya kutshabalala xa ndicinezela iqhosha ekulawuleni kude. Xa ndakhula, kwakukho amaqhosha angavumelekanga. Kodwa ngelinye ilanga, ndifuna ukuba bafune ukuba bafune ntoni "iitampu zoononongo" emva kwabo! "
15. "Umama wethu wayemangalisayo nje! Njengomntwana, wasitshela ukuba i-M & M ayi-mnyama ayinakuyenza-eyenziwa ngabantu abadala kuphela. Sazikhethela kwaye samnika zonke i-candy e-brown. Kwaye ngoku sizisebenzisa ... "