Xa umntu ezisa ilungu lentsapho elinesibini elingaphakathi kwendlu, kucingwa ukuba uthatha uxanduva. Ngamafutshane, isilwanyana sakhe sibaluleke kakhulu ngokunyamekela nokuthandana.
Kodwa ngamanye amaxesha kwenzeka ukuba kuya kuba ngcono ukuthatha uxanduva lwabazalwana bethu abancinci, kuba bejonge iifoto ekukhethiweyo kwethu, ngamnye wabo uya kuthi ngokuqinisekileyo kungekudala - ISIKHOKELO SAMI SI-IDIOT!
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