Ixesha lomyezo livakaliswa livulekile: iifoto ezingama-20 eziqinisekisa ukuba i-cottage yindawo efanelekileyo yokuphumla

Musa ukukholelwa abo bakuxelela ukuba kungcono ukuchitha iveki kwiMaldives. Okokuqala - kubiza! Okwesibini - kakuhle, ngaphandle kokuba kuya kuphumla umphefumlo waseRashiya ngokugcweleyo? Kodwa i-dacha - yindawo engcono kakhulu yokuphumla, kukho umphefumlo uya kuvela, kwaye uhlahlo lwabiwo-mali luya kutshabalaliswa.

Siza kukubonisa indlela yokuphumla kwi-cottage. Le akuyona nje iholide eneglasi ye-champagne, udinga indlela yokudala kunye nobuchule, kwaye ngeveki iyakusayibaleki.

1. Kulungile, uhlala phi umdlalo umdlalo "Ukugxotha iinkuku", ungathini kwi-dacha?

2. Mema abangani bakho kwi-dacha kwaye kuya kuba mnandi kakhulu: imidaniso, iingoma, iingoma.

3. Ukuba i-dacha yakho ihlala kufuphi nebhanti lehlathi, ke akudingeki ukuba uye kwi-zoo.

4. Xa kukho i-motoblock kwintsimi, ihamba ngaphezu kwe-rodeo - iya kubonisa ukuba ngubani inkosi kule ndlu!

5. I-bungalow yelizwe. Kutheni uhlawula ngaphezulu? Yintoni engeyona indlu kwindawo esifubeni sezilwanyana zasendle?

6. Ixesha legadi yegadi yemifuno evuliwe livulekile - ligcwele ipetroli, njengoko kulindelwe.

7. Yintoni enye into efunekayo endlwini yelizwe ukuzonwabisa? Ewe, ininzi yobhiya, i-sooo kakhulu yobhiya ...

8. Ukuze ndibe nemvula, oko kum kumshushu ... Ewe nangona ibhomu ye-athomu, kum iibhedi ayilinywa. Ewe, indoda yethu ayikhathaleli xa ingenziwanga.

9. Oku:

- Hayi, dude, isepha sakho sisemlilweni!

- Woza, ndihlala ngaphesheya.

Iholide kwilizwe, umntwana.

10. Ukuze ukwazi ukuphumla uxolo endaweni yangasemdeni, kufuneka ufumanise indlela yokuqhuba iintaka eziphazamisayo, ukuphanga isivuno. Impembelelo yobungqina yindlela efanelekileyo yokuphuma kule meko.

11. Yaye yintoni enye enye into eyenzeka ngokwesondo ukunyusa umfazi wakhe i-shish kebab kwi-pitchfork, ukuba ingekho kwi-dacha?

12. Ngako oko ummeli wengubo kwi-dacha yayiluncedo, kwaye umyeni wam wagxeka: "Uvela phi izinto ezininzi kangaka?"

13. Xa kungekho namandla, silwe nokhula, uqaphele ihlabathi lonke ngale nto kunye nokuphumla!

14. Ilanga, i-pool, itente - uthando. Kutheni ufuna ukuya kude, xa konke kulungelelaniswe ngqo kumyezo wakho.

15. Eli lizwe, unokuthatha abantwana abaninzi. Yaye loo nto-izithombo kunye neembhedi zazityiliswa, kwaye uMama noTata babephumule.

16. Yiyo kanye indlela umtsalane okhohlakeleyo we-Snow White womama wayejonga ngayo xa wayekhangela i-apula yakhe. Yonke into iqala nge dacha ...

17. Ngamanye amaxesha unokwazi ukujonga i-striptease kwi-dacha, kwaye akufuneki ukuya kwiklabhu uze uyihlawule. Abamelwane baya kuhlala bekunceda ugcine imali.

18. Ngaba ucinga ukuba balima ilizwe? Akunjalo, yiphini lomkhulu.

19. Ukuba kukho i-bayan ne-karaoke kwi-dacha, ngoko uhlala khona ngeveki.

20. Kwidolophu yaseBrazil yaseBradyansk, i-khumbuzo yaza yafakwa! Ngoko ke baxabisa ukunyamekela kwabantu.