"Ngaba le yile T-shirt?"
1. Xa ubamba izinto zeodade wakho kwaye ngokukhawuleza uvale amanyathelo akhe:
2. Xa uzama ukushiya indlu kwi-blouse yakhe:
3 Ekuphumeni kwakhe endlwini yakho kwakho;
4. Xa amandla omzimba eqala ukudlala:
"Ndichukumise nje!"
5. Xa abazali bema eceleni kwakho ngexesha lokuxabana:
6. Xa ungeke uvumelane, luhlobo luni lokutshintshela oya kubona:
7. Xa unomhla okanye umhlangano obalulekileyo:
8. Xa umntu uthi kuwe: "Unayo udade ohle!":
9. Xa nonke nifuna ukukhwela kwisitulo sangaphambili:
10. Xa uqonda ngokukhawuleza ngubani na owokugqibela ukuhlamba:
11. Xa abazali beziphatha ngokungathi akukho nto yenzekayo, kodwa uyazi konke ngaye:
12. Xa uxabana naye, kwaye uMama ufuna ukuba uwamkele njengomqondiso wokuxolelana, nangona iimvakalelo zisalugxotha:
13. Xa eqala ukuhleka ngokuziphatha kwakho kakubi kubazali bakhe:
"Ndiya kukubulala!"