Okanye uvuyo olungenamkhawulo lungakhula lube luloyiko olwesabisayo.
1. Ngaphambi kokuba wenze isibonelelo, uzenzele isigqibo sokuba awuyi kuba "nabanye abafazi". Nonke nithi: "Ndifuna umtshato omncinane, othobekileyo. Izihlobo kunye nosapho kuphela, ngaphandle kokuxhamla "...
2. Emva koko usebenza.
"Ndine-ring, bitch!"
3. Kuwe uze wenze ulonwabo ngendlela yobuninzi, iibhotela kunye neentliziyo ezinamaphiko.
4. Uxelela bonke abahlobo bakho, utshintshe isimo kwi-Facebook, wonke umntu uyonwabile ngenxa yakho kwaye uphuphuma ngokuncoma.
5. Emva koko le mibuzo iqala: "Ngaba unomhla wokuhlawula umhla?", "Ngaba ukhethe le ngoma yomdaniso wokuqala?", "Ngaba ndingangqina?"
Ndixelele! "
6. Uziva ukhululekile.
7. Ngoko, ubeka usuku, ucebise uhlahlo lwabiwo-mali, wamema abahlobo bakho abakhulu kunye nayo yonke into ibonakala ilungile.
8. Unomdla ekuphepheni iimagazini zomtshato ...
9. Yaye uqonde ukuba kusefuneka ntoni na ngakumbi.
10. Ukhohliwe ngokupheleleyo malunga nendawo, malunga nemenyu, ukuya kuma-napkins kunye nokusika.
11. Ekugqibeleni yonke into icingelwa njengokuba ufuna, kuphela kuya kuba neendleko ezingaphezulu kwecetywayo. Emva kwakho konke, ushiye ihlabathi lenene kwaye waphela kwihlabathi lemitshato, apho imali iyanyibilika kwaye apho kufuneka kwenziwe khona ngesandla.
12. Ukhangele iindlela ezincinci kwi-intanethi.
13. Iintsuku ekugqibeleni ziphela kwiiwebhusayithi nazo zonke iintlobo zezinto zemitshato.
"Thixo, ndifuna uncedo."
14. Ufumanisa iqela leeblogs malunga nomtshato kwaye ufumane iingcamango ezininzi ongazi ukuba uthathe ntoni.
"Oku kukuhle!"
15. Umkhangeli weqhosha uqala ukunciphisa ukusuka kwinani elingenangqiqo lamathebhu.
16. Uhlala ufunda ngezinto ezinjalo, ezingazange zikhankanywe. Ngokomzekelo, malunga nokuma phakathi kwe "ndlovu", "beige" kunye ne "champagne" kwaye ucinge malunga nokuba uyayidinga.
"Andizi. Andiyikuqonda oku. "
17. Emva kokuzama kwengubo yomtshato, ufunga ukuba awuyi kuphinda ... Hayi, okanye ubuncinane kwiinyanga ezintandathu ezizayo.
"Thixo, ndifuna umnikelo."
18. Emva koko funda "efanayo" - ingubo yakho yomtshato, kwaye ihlabathi liphinde lihle.
19. Kuze kube yilapho uyazi ukuba intlawulo yeso sigqoko iyingxenye yesithathu kwisabelo-mali.
20. Ngelo xesha, uluhlu lweendwendwe luye lwaba lu-60 ukuya ku-300. Siyabonga kubazala kunye noodadewabo, oomama kwinqanaba likabawo, abakubonayo ixesha lokugqibela xa unabini, kodwa umama unyanzela kakhulu ukubamema.
"Ngaba uyabamba?"
21. Ngokubanzi, wanquma ukwenza oko ngokwakho.
"Masikukhanyise!"
22. Qhagamshelana rhoqo, qhagamshelana, qhagamshelana ...
"Ngaba ndiyabuza kakhulu?"
23. Ekugqibeleni uye waxolelanisa ukuba kuyimfuneko ukuhamba ngaphaya kohlahlo lwabiwo-mali, ucinga ngazo zonke iinkcukacha uze uzive uphezulu.
24. Kusele inyanga enye ngaphambi komtshato, kwaye uyavuya ... Kodwa ngenxa yezizathu ezithile uhlala ukhala kungekho sizathu.
25. Uphinde ukhale ...
26. Kuthekani ukuba yonke into ihamba kakuhle?
"Andiyazi into endiyenzayo."
27. Ngaphezu koko ...
"Yiloo nto ivakalelwa ngayo."
28. Ngamanye amaxesha ukukhala kancinci ...
Ngokukhawuleza uyaqaphela ukuba uvele ucwilwe kwinqaba yezinto ezenziwe ngesandla, uziqalekise ngenxa yokugqiba ukwenza oko ngokwakho.
30. Uxabana nomtshato wakho, kuba awukwazi ukuyiqonda.
31. Ngaba ucinga, kwaye wangena njani entloko ukuba utshate?
"Ndiyintoni na esi sihogo ndicinga?"
32. Ekugqibeleni, ngenye imini ngaphambi komtshato. Uqhuba umbhobho wonke ukulungisa iinkcukacha zokugqibela.
Uphahleni lwam luyeza!
33. Namhlanje ngumhla womtshato wakho. Uvuka (xa uhlala ulele), kwaye ucinga: "Ngaba akuyilo iphupha?"
34. Zonke izilungiso kunye neengxabano nje ngenxa yale mini.
35. Uhlala unika izikhokelo kubahlobo bakho, usengozini yokuchitha ubuhlobo bakho ngonaphakade.
"Nevestazavr"