Kakade ke, iSingapore ayidumileyo nje kuphela ngenxa yeempawu zayo, kodwa azikhunjulwa ukuba kuyisono esingayichazi.
1. Ezinye iimpawu apha ziyancipha.
Akuvumelekile ukuba udlale kwindawo yokudlala.
Ezinye iimpawu zaseSingapore ziphikisana.
Akukho nto yokwenza?
Qalisa i-kite
Nangona kungabalulekanga
Uxolo
Kungcono ukufumana omnye umsebenzi
3. Ezinye iimpawu zibambelele kwizinto eziphilayo.
Akukho zibuko ebusuku
Apholile
4. Kukho izilumkiso eSingapore.
Nceda nceda!
Qaphela ingozi
5. Kuphela kweli lizwe unokudibana nomntu obonakala ukuba ulungele nantoni na.
6. I-Singapore - ilizwe lama-superheroes.
IBanman Bean Superman
7. Yiyo indlela eyona nto ipapashwa ngayo kwihlabathi "IPepsi" ibonakala.
8. Kwaye nantsi ikhona eyona mihle kakhulu "iPringle" - kunye nenqabileyo yesikraba kunye nolwandle.
9. Ukuthabatha indawo eSingapore, ungayifaka ipakethe yee napkins kuyo.
10. Okanye inkunkuma.
11. Kukho amaqabunga amakhulu!
Yaye kubo ufumana i-snacks ebumnandi kakhulu oye wazama ukuzama.
12. Ngokukhawuleza ndandifuna amazambane ahlambulukileyo? Nceda ulandele isabelo kumashishini akhethekileyo.
IPuree
13. Kuphela eSingapore ungathenga itekisi "Hare-Hitler".
14. Okanye into engavamile.
Izitho zokuzala
Ubusuku baseSingapore buzele ...
16. Abantu apha banokugqoka njengephepha lekhabhoni, kwaye abaxhalabele konke.
17. I-smog eyona ininzi yinto eqhelekileyo yaseSingapore.
Izolo kusasa
Izolo ebusuku
Namhlanje
18. Abaninzi abaqhubi bamatekisi bendawo baqine kakhulu kangangokuthi badlala kwi-stock exchange exchange behind behind wheel.
19. KwaseMoyeni wamandla kukho abantu abapholileyo kakhulu.
ESingapore, awukwazi ukuthenga i-chewing gum ngokukhululekile - nje ngomyalelo.
Ingxaki kukuba i-chewing gum ihlala ihlanganiswe emnyango wesitimela, kwaye ukuze kungabikho ukulibazisa ukuhamba, ukufikelela kubo bekumele kupheliswe.
21. Awukwazi ukusela kwisitratya saseSingapore ukuze kungabi namanzi okuhlambalaza, kwaye akukho namnye osihlayo.
22. Ukuthintela apha kunokubhekwa njengobundlobongela okanye ukuxhatshazwa.
Awukwazi ukuqiniseka ukuba akayiyo i-molester.