Mhlawumbi, asiyi kuba ngongathembekanga, ukuba sithetha ukuba igama likaMongameli uVladimir Putin uyaziwayo wonke umntu.
Kwaye malunga nomntu, kunye nokuba kuyimfuneko, kukho ubuninzi bezinto ezahlukeneyo, iintetho, iimbali kunye nezinye izinto ezingenangqondo. Lapha kwaye kwakhona intlalo ye-Intanethi ibeka ingcamango yamahlaya okuthi uVladimir Putin ungumuntu ongafi oye wahlala iminyaka emininzi. Yaye inguqu yabo yezinto ezenzekayo abasebenzisi basekelwa ngokubaluleka "ubungqina" obuninzi.
Ngaba uye wakha wazibuza ukuba ngaba abaculi abadumileyo be-Renaissance, Classicism, Romantic era babhala njani imizobo yabo? Bayiyiphi imizekelo yabo?
Ukumamatheka kweMona Lisa, ebhaliweyo yi-Renaissance master in ye-16 leminyaka, enye yezinto ezidumileyo kunye eziyimfihlakalo kwihlabathi. Abantu abangaphezu kwezigidi ezili-9.3 bavakashela iLouvre eParis minyaka yonke ukuze babone lo mdwebo obalaseleyo kwaye babambe ubukeka obuhle bhinqa elihle kwinqanawa.
Kodwa, kuvela, Mona Lisa ugcina iimfihlelo zakhe. Kwaye oku kukude neemfihlelo ezichazwe ngumbali-mbali kunye neembali-mlando zizama ukulungisa. Kuvela ukuba xa ubheka uM Mona Lisa kwindawo ethile, uyabona ... UVladimir Putin!
Ewe, ewe! Oku kunjalo kanye. Inyaniso emangalisa.
Kuye kwenzeka ukuba uVladimir Putin ungumfazi we-Florentine ohloniphekileyo uFrancesco del Giocondo, uLisa Gerardini, oguqulwe njengetalente enekhono. Okanye, mhlawumbi, u-Putin wahamba ngexesha ukuze anike uLeonardo da Vinci. Ayikho enye ingcaciso kule nto!
Ngaba ucinga ukuba oku konke? Akunjalo, kukho inyaniso enomdla ngakumbi. Mhlawumbi, umongameli waseRussia Federation ungumntu oyintloko kuwo wonke ubugcisa beklasi.
Kutheni? Thatha umfanekiso ohluke ngokupheleleyo, apho u-Vlasyos Valtinos umGrisi jikelele ubonakaliswa khona. Ngaba akukhumbuzi nabani na?
Kwaye uJan van Eyck, uPutin wayengumzekelo oyintandokazi. Jonga ngokukhawuleza.
Ngomsebenzi we-artist-Escher imifanekiso-mboleko nayo ubuso obuqhelekileyo bukaVVV. Putin.
Yikholelwa okanye akunjalo, iinyani zithetha zona. Mhlawumbi uPutin wayehamba ngexesha, kwaye uyazi ngakumbi ngobomi kunokuba sicinga?