Kukho izihlwele ebomini, kwaye uhambo olungaphumeleli kwi-hairdresser yenye yezo. Ngaba unokucinga ukuxakeka kunye nokukhungatheka okubangelwa ngabantu abangaphumelelanga ukukhetha izinwele!
Ewe, uthini ngokuphathelele abantu abaqhelekileyo abangaxhaswanga rhoqo kwi-paparazzi. Makhe sicinge ngethuba eliza kwenzeka ntoni ukuba iinkokeli zehlabathi zithatha isigqibo sokutshintsha umfanekiso wazo ebusuku kwaye ziguqule ngokutsha i-hairstyle yazo. Emele! Kwaye ngoku khangela indlela abapolitiko abavela kuzo zonke ihlabathi bajonga ngayo imisila ehamba phambili kunye nemigodi. Siqinisekisa, awukwazi ukucinga!
1. UVladimir Putin
Ngokubonakalisa ubuso bakhe, sinokuthi uyaneliswa yintliziyo yakhe entsha. Umfanekiso omtsha ngokupheleleyo!
UBarack Obama
I-whiskey encinci ngokufutshane kunye ne-ponytail ebonakalayo-leyo yindlela yokuba ngumongameli wangaphambili.
3. Malcolm Turnbull
Australia, qaphela! Umfanekiso omtsha uhlaselwa kwezopolitiko!
4. UTony Abbott
U-UNdunankulu waseOstreliya u-Tony Abbott wanquma ukutshintsha ubomi bakhe waza waqala ngekhanda. Kodwa kunzima ukuthetha ukuba nantoni na ishintshile, ngaphandle kobukeka bayo bubuqili!
5. UTony Abbott
Uyabona, xa umntu efuna ukutshintsha, utshintsha. UTony wagqiba ekubeni angahlali emfanekisweni omnye waza wazama omnye umbala weenwele.
6. George W. Bush
Ukubopha i-braids kwaye ubophe umsila yinjongo yoqobo yezopolitiko. Vumela okokuqala!
7. UJohn Howard
Into ephosakeleyo kuRhulumente wase-Australia. Mhlawumbi banendlela enjalo yokuma kuwo wonke umntu?
8. uKim Jong Eun
Inkokeli yaseNyakatho Korea yinto eyoyikekayo ngekhanda elitsha nelesitratsha, elalicebiswe ngumntu onwele iwele.
9. Tony Blair
IBrithani ibilokhu idume ngokuba nezithethe zayo kunye ne-conservatism. Kodwa kwenzekani kwinqununu yabo yangaphambili? Ngaba ipolitiki ayizange imenzele entle?
10. UBill Clinton
Ukutsho ukuba uMnu. Clinton akanalo lekhanda elingenakwenzeka, kuba naye ubonakala encinci kuneminyaka yakhe. Indoda endala imodeli!
UBarack Obama
Mhlawumbi, njengomntwana, uBarack Obama waphupha ngokuba nguMickey Mouse. Njengoko ubona, amaphupha anepropati iyenzeka.
12. uNandena Modi noXiping
Ngaba uyazi ukuba ubudlelwane obunzima obuphikisanayo bufezekiswa phakathi kwamazwe? Akuyena nje ityikitya ye-qubu yamaphepha kunye nezivumelwano, yinyathelo lokwenene lokutshintsha. Yiyo kanye into eyenziwa yiIndiya kunye neChina ukuba ifikelele ekuqondeni ngokupheleleyo.
13. UJohn F. Kennedy
UKennedy wayengumntu ongaqondakaliyo, ngoko akukho nto imangalisayo kukuba wayitshintsha kakhulu inwele zakhe. Kubonakala ngathi abafazi bayamthanda nayiphi na indlela.
14. UJoe Biden
I-Vice-Presidents azalwanga, baba. Yaye eso sikhundla sifuna ukunakekelwa ngokucophelela ngokwakho, kuba yonke into ibalulekile.
15. UDavid Cameron
Ngenwele enjalo, uDavid ukhangeleka kakuhle kwaye ekhululekile, ngokuqinisekileyo kungekhona nje ngepolitiki.
Nceda ungayithathi le ngxelo ngokukodwa. Umsebenzi walo oyintloko kukuba kukuvuyisa kwaye kukuhlekise. Kodwa, njengoko besithi, into eyenzekayo ebomini!