Abanikazi bombuso obuhle kakhulu baya kuqonda.
1. Nonke nibingelelwa.
"Ewe, nceda, kwaye ngoku, nceda, ndishiye."
2. Ukususela kwicala kubonakala sengathi udlala ngothando kwaye uziva ungonwabi kulo.
"Hu!"
3. Kwiindawo zoluntu, abantu bahlala phantsi nawe.
4. Abantu bacinga ukuba uhlala wenza konke okulungileyo.
"Ndiyaxolisa, kodwa iingcango ziyavalwa."
5. Abantu badidekile xa ungavumelani nawo.
"Ndicinga ukuba undixhasa."
6. Abahlobo kunye nosapho bacinga ukuba uninzi lwe-photogenic kunabo.
"Ndiyisela kuphela i-cola, akukho nto ikhethekileyo."
7. Ukusabela kwabantu xa uthetha ngamazwi anzima:
Ukuba unobuso obuhle, akuthethi ukuba awukwazi ukuyeka umqhubi.
8. Kuzo zonke iifoto zezingane, uhlala ukhangeleka ngathi uzonwabisa kumdlalo wokuzonwabisa.
I-sofa rollers.
9. Ngokuqhelekileyo uyakwamukela, nokuba uyayithanda okanye awuyi.
10. Uhlala unikwa iingcebiso ongenakuzidingayo.
"Ukuba ndihleli apha ndedwa ndizongcwina, oko akuthethi ukuba ndifuna uncedo."
11. Kufuneka uzame kakhulu ukujonga ubuhlungu.
12. Udla ngokuphindwa kubuzwa ngendlela.
"Ungandixeleli ukuba ungaphila ..."
13. Abantwana bakuthanda.
Kuvela ukuba banamandla kakhulu.
14. Kwenzeka ukuba abantu abangaqhelekanga bakubize nje ngokuthi "Othakazelisayo".
"Ewe, ndinalo igama."
Abantu bayamangalisa xa befumanisa ukuba udlala kwimidlalo yokukhuphisana.
"Ndiya kwenza ibhokisi."
16. Abantu bakuthembele kakhulu.
"Kutheni unginika le nto?"
17. Ngokuqhelekileyo ufaniswa nezilwanyana ezincinci okanye abalingisi beetoto.
"Andiboni nantoni na."
18. Awunakuthatyathwa ngokungathandekiyo xa uphelelwe ngumsindo.
Ndandithukuthele ngoku! "
Abantu abanakholwa ukuba awufuni ukuthetha nabo.
Nguye kwaye andithandi nto.
Kwaye kuya kufuneka uphinde ukuphindaphinda kwezi zihlandlo ezili-10.
20. Uyazi ukuvakalelwa xa izihlathi ziqala ukuphazamiseka ekubeni kufuneka uncumo kakhulu.
Kwaye emva koko unxweme.
21. Abantu bacinga ukuba uhlale uhlelekile.
"Hayi, ndandinomhla onzima."
22. Izilwanyana ziyakuthanda kakhulu.
Nangona kunjalo, yonke into ayimbi kakhulu, kwaye makhe sivume, ngokuqinisekileyo, ngokwenene ungumntu omhle kakhulu.